LOL.
*Lorelai frantically runs out of the bathroom*
L: Momma! Momma! There's something in the bathtub!!!
C: It's probably just glitter from your hair.
L: Noooo, there's something in the tub!!!
C: Like a bug?
L: Just come look!!!
C: I don't see anything.
L: It's down deep.
C: So was it a bug?
L: No, it came from my throat.
C: Ohh... okay. You coughed it up?
L: Yeah! It's like a snail came out of my throat. How'd that happen?
C: *snort* Okay, found it.
Her logic leaps amuse me. Just for documentation funsies here's another exchange between the two of us this past Thursday.
L: Mom. I wasn't a kitty for Halloween.
C: So why did were you wearing a kitty costume.
L: Cause I was a jaguar... nooo a PUMA!
C: *lol* A puma, eh?
L: No! Wait! What're those ones with the spots?
C: Umm... leopards?
L: Yup. I wasn't a kitty... I was a leopard.
L: Momma! Momma! There's something in the bathtub!!!
C: It's probably just glitter from your hair.
L: Noooo, there's something in the tub!!!
C: Like a bug?
L: Just come look!!!
C: I don't see anything.
L: It's down deep.
C: So was it a bug?
L: No, it came from my throat.
C: Ohh... okay. You coughed it up?
L: Yeah! It's like a snail came out of my throat. How'd that happen?
C: *snort* Okay, found it.
Her logic leaps amuse me. Just for documentation funsies here's another exchange between the two of us this past Thursday.
L: Mom. I wasn't a kitty for Halloween.
C: So why did were you wearing a kitty costume.
L: Cause I was a jaguar... nooo a PUMA!
C: *lol* A puma, eh?
L: No! Wait! What're those ones with the spots?
C: Umm... leopards?
L: Yup. I wasn't a kitty... I was a leopard.