Nov 23, 2005 10:49
10 Reasons to Hate Christmas
10. Good will toward others encouraged, but only for the holiday, then you can go back to ignoring everyone. Hypocritical.
9. Encouragement of the complete waste of precious trees.
8. Often completely ignores other beliefs, and huge frown upon anyone that doesn't 'celebrate' it.
7. One of the most commercialized/materiali$tic holidays there are.
6. You waste a lot of money, and if you don't have a lot of money to blow, $anta loves your kids less.
5. A one day holiday lasts at least 2 months.
4. Supposed to be based on a religious thing.
3. A massive conspiracy to lie to children. And you wonder why your kids grow up not listening to you.
2. The religious thing in question is completely idiotic. I don't celebrate the supposed birth of Julius Caesar or Catherine the Great, now do I?
And the number one reason for hating Christmas is...
1. It's EVERYWHERE!! You can't escape it, it's crammed down your throat whether you like it or not.