First of all, there's a fucking mouse in my house! I opened the back door, and shooed it into the kitchen, and I think it must have ran out, but I can't be sure. I checked everywhere but couldn't find it. It could well just be hiding.
Crafty mice.
A bring with me quizzes, because I'm bored.
Stephen, I always knew there was a profound connection between us.
Now, I eat Ice Cream, but not Ben and Jerries, because it's both to expensive, and too rich in terms of substance. I like my ice cream simple.
Gosh, I don't know what to say. I'm flattered guys, really I am. Sam, it's your lucky day mate. Kail, I'm pretty damn good. Manny, I do have quite a good ass on me.
Looking forward to my haiku Nancy.
Sorry mom. Or mum, since I'm not US scum.
Mari, I guess I really do like you after all.
Right, that's enough for today.