Time to get all philosophical on ya'll's asses
As the years have gone by, I have come to a realization that in this world of homosexuality that there are 3 types of gay men. I know that most ppl are like "But there are bears and twinks and queens and blah blah blah." Nope. Not in my world. I have narrowed it down.
TYPE 1 - The Cookie-Cutter Queer
Think of the cookie cutter queer as one of those tacky apartments in an apartment complex where they all look the same. Doesnt really stand out cause they are cookie-cutter apartments...no different from the other. The Cookie-cutter Queer can be seen usually shopping in Gap, Old Navy, or the women's section at Goody's (in Statesboro). They seem to have a very limited vocabulary. For you see students, this homo can only say three different words. These words are, GIRL, OHHHHHH, and...well...actually they can only say two words, but when these two words are strung together, they can be lethal. Usage is as follows. "OHHHH GIRL! Did you see who he was with...OHHHHHH GIRL no he didnt." These two words are usually heard from the cookie-cutter queer, but they are not limited to this first genus of homosexual. Drag queens, of course are in this catagory.
TYPE 2 - The Suave Gay Man (Nicely Dressed Homo)
OK, now this is not to be confused with the straight metrosexual, although the two are very hard to tell apart. This are usually office working or business men, who can usually be seen in suit and tie, Gucci, Prada, Luis Vuitton toting, and pretty much being rather mysterious on which side they are batting for. Usually either extremely serious, or extremely snobbish, these bois can make you or break you. Have fun if you get one of these.
TYPE 3 - The Perfect Househusband (where I fall)
Yeah I will be the first to admit it. I love to cook, I love to clean and Im set on making my man happy. Not quite a Stepford Wife, but close enough, their world revolves around their boyfriend. The Perfect Housewife can be seen grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning, and attatched at the waist to his boyfriend.
TYPE 1 - The Cookie-Cutter Queer
Think of the cookie cutter queer as one of those tacky apartments in an apartment complex where they all look the same. Doesnt really stand out cause they are cookie-cutter apartments...no different from the other. The Cookie-cutter Queer can be seen usually shopping in Gap, Old Navy, or the women's section at Goody's (in Statesboro). They seem to have a very limited vocabulary. For you see students, this homo can only say three different words. These words are, GIRL, OHHHHHH, and...well...actually they can only say two words, but when these two words are strung together, they can be lethal. Usage is as follows. "OHHHH GIRL! Did you see who he was with...OHHHHHH GIRL no he didnt." These two words are usually heard from the cookie-cutter queer, but they are not limited to this first genus of homosexual. Drag queens, of course are in this catagory.
TYPE 2 - The Suave Gay Man (Nicely Dressed Homo)
OK, now this is not to be confused with the straight metrosexual, although the two are very hard to tell apart. This are usually office working or business men, who can usually be seen in suit and tie, Gucci, Prada, Luis Vuitton toting, and pretty much being rather mysterious on which side they are batting for. Usually either extremely serious, or extremely snobbish, these bois can make you or break you. Have fun if you get one of these.
TYPE 3 - The Perfect Househusband (where I fall)
Yeah I will be the first to admit it. I love to cook, I love to clean and Im set on making my man happy. Not quite a Stepford Wife, but close enough, their world revolves around their boyfriend. The Perfect Housewife can be seen grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning, and attatched at the waist to his boyfriend.