Mar 06, 2010 15:53
Red Carpet Edition
* Anytime someone forgets who designed their gown or suit.
* Anytime the camera goes to a host and the host doesn't realize it
* Anytime someone's date is their mother
* Anytime someone complains about how long it took to get ready
* Anytime someone says "It's just an honor to be nominated."
* Anytime the host tries to make an inside joke and it flops
* If any star ignores a host
* If watching Sherri Shepherd, anytime she mentions her boobs
* If watching Ryan Seacrest, anytime he says This Is The Oscars, a la AI style.
* If watching Billy Bush, anytime he flubs his words.
Oscar Ceremony Edition
(If You Still know What Night It Is)
* When after their acceptance speeh, they attempt to walk off the stage in the wrong direction
* Anytime someone is cut off by the music
* Two drinks if they keep talking while the music plays
* Someone mentions a disaster and asks for people to take notice
* When someone thanks God.
* If Mo'Nique wins and dedicates the award to all the big girls
* If anyone comes out in blue face paint or speaks Na'vi, take a drink
* See any tears anywhere, take a drink. You will probably need it.
* If anyone says " I didn't write a speech because I thought I would lose."
* If Sandra Bullock wins, CHUG! If she looses, take a drink for the poor girl.