Baking data: Special Recipie Strawberry Taiyaki

[for_punishment]

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Let's Play "Scare Gau-Chan", Shall We?

[cuteandschemy]

[Thirty minutes after Zexion turns off the webcam, he's ready to go. There's a slight miscalculation on his part due to being distracted by a near-mugging via Larxene--he doesn't want to know what shes going to do with all that munny she's trying to collect. As a result though, instead of outside the front door, his portal appears dead-center of the kitchen. It's a giant ominous black mass that swirls with darkness for several moments before Zexion steps out, holding a pan of fresh brownies. Because he's just come through the dark corridor, his hood is still up. So Gau's got a cloaked figure coming out of a shadowy portal in his kitchen. What fun.]

Oooh! Raikou's favorite game!

[for_punishment]

[Gau sees the figure coming otu of the portal and thinks it's death himself at first, giving a yell and dropping a china plate, but after that, he's ready to fight, drawing out his kunai.

HOW DARE DEATH INVADE HIS KITCHEN!

He gives a yell and charges at low-speed, knife raised over his head.]

Re: Oooh! Raikou's favorite game!

[cuteandschemy]

[Just because Zexion doesn't particularly like to fight doesn't mean he can't. The moment he's aware of the attack being launched on him, he turns to confront Gau head-on. Dropping the brownies onto the kitchen table beside him, he grabs the wrist of the arm holding the kunai knife with his left hand as his right hand forms a fist and connects solidly with Gau's stomache.]

[for_punishment]

[And...Gau goes down gagging in his typical one-hit fashion.

Wait...brownies...?

Is he hallucinating?

is knees buckle, and he sinks, groaning.]

[cuteandschemy]

[Zexion's still got hold of Gau's wrist, but his fist loosens as he raises his hand to push back the hood.] My appologies for startling you. I seem to have made an error in my calculations. [He reaches down his other hand and grabs Gau's other arm trying to pull him back to his feet.]

[for_punishment]

Wh...?

[he looks up, then jumps to his feet]

Ah! It's YOU! [And another startled blink: ZEXION'S SHORT]

[cuteandschemy]

I am sorry for hitting you. You caught me by suprise with your attack. However, as I was intruding on your home, it was to be expected. [Almost in afterthought, he waves his hand and closes the portal behind him.]

[for_punishment]

[Gau's too busy peering behind him at the portal, wide-eyed, too alarmed to even get really angry, or hurt. He twists his wrists out of Zexion's grasp, though, staring at him like he's not quite sure what to make of him anymore.]

What...are you?

[cuteandschemy]

[Yes, he was afraid of this. Foolish error on his part. He'll have to play things just right. He puts on his best false hurt face as Gau pulls away. When he speaks he manages to sound as if he's been wounded by Gau's words.] What sort of question is that to ask? What would I be, but human?

[for_punishment]

[Gau actually just rolls his eyes, and massages his wrist, but strides across the kitchen. It's not THAT big of a problem to him. it's just WEIRD.]

Humans don't just APPEAR in people's kitchens in giant black vortex-things! I don't care what you are, you just should have given some warning! It's impolite not to use the door.

[More than being concerned over why a short person in a holocaust cloak jsut appeared in hsi kitchen and what that could bode, Gau's concerned with how impolite it is to do so without knocking. Oh yes. He's one of a kind.

He's pulling the bowl of Taiyaki off the top of the stove.]Are you a shinigami*, maybe? You look like one... I guess it doesn't matter

[cuteandschemy]

I assure you I am human. I am merely from a different world than this one. Where I am from this mode of travel is normal. [He's not lying, though only because where he's from it's just the Organization.] Traversing the worlds is something we have been able to do for some time.

I appologize for my rude intrusion. I meant to open the portal on your doorstep. However I miscalculated. Please forgive me.

[He picks up the brownies from the counter and holds them out.] Ah yes, I brought you and your companion these homemade brownies in return for the Taiyaki.

excuse me. Still logged in as other!Gau. I'll fix that in a moment...

[justice_by_coma]

................................... [he's not buying it exactly, but...it's an interesting lie. He reaches for his notebook- DAMN. It's not there. Right. Ugh. He has to make do with a pad of paper in his back pocket, and he's already overusing it, and nothing's organized like he wanted...

He makes a note, and nods.]

Oh, alright. Thank you. [Raikou should like that...maybe he shoudl make hima brownie sundae this evening...]

Speaking of Raikou....

[geekin_the_pink]

[He peers into the kitchen, sniffing the air.] Is the Taiyaki done, Gau? And do I smell chocolate?

He's like Yogi bear looking for picnic baskets. XDD

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[Gau brightens immediately]

Ah! Yes, Raikou-san, they're all finished! Some of them need to go to Zexion-san, but I made extra, so it should be alright, and he brought brownies! [He picks up one of the taiyaki, and offers it to Raikou---more specifically, oferring to put it in his mouth, as though there's nothing bizzare about that at all. And he looks very hopeful, too, as though this will fix all the trouble he caused earlier, hoping Raikou will forgive him and appreciate his work...

He's just got such hope in his eyes...]

If you bake it, he will come...

[geekin_the_pink]

[Raikou brightens up.] Oh? Nice to meet you, Zexion-San. Thankyou for the brownies. [Then he crosses the room and takes plucks the Taiyaki from Gau's hand, completely unaware that Gau was offering to put it right in his mouth.]

Re: If you bake it, he will come...

[cuteandschemy]

[He watches the display, one eyebrow raised, then sets the brownies back down.] Shall I cut them then?