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I didn't really watch all of Get Rich or Die Tryin' in a fit of insomnia the other night, did I?
I didn't think so.
In other news, I still haven't been smoking. It has been several months now since I quit cold turkey. Please don't think for a moment that it was all sugary sweetness and roses. I still have the occasional urge to throttle someone in the face, repeatedly, if I smell any smoke on them or see them smoking. But other than that, I am okay.
Now, for the world's shortest fairytale, provided by my mom.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No," and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The end.
With mother's day coming up, I found that sharing this video is appropriate. Seriously? I am stunned at how amazing this woman is. I nominate her for mother of the year.
But I gotta ask, wtf is her "small business from home"?!
I didn't really watch all of Get Rich or Die Tryin' in a fit of insomnia the other night, did I?
I didn't think so.
In other news, I still haven't been smoking. It has been several months now since I quit cold turkey. Please don't think for a moment that it was all sugary sweetness and roses. I still have the occasional urge to throttle someone in the face, repeatedly, if I smell any smoke on them or see them smoking. But other than that, I am okay.
Now, for the world's shortest fairytale, provided by my mom.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No," and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The end.
With mother's day coming up, I found that sharing this video is appropriate. Seriously? I am stunned at how amazing this woman is. I nominate her for mother of the year.
Click to viewBut I gotta ask, wtf is her "small business from home"?!