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Yesterday I walked across the street to get a free bagel and cookie. On the way back, I met a clown dressed in baggy purple pants. She smiled shyly and gave me a white flower.
So I killed her.
Well, not really. Actually I complimented her on her sunglasses (which were also covered in flowers). A couple in a convertible honked and waved at us.
Everybody loves clowns. Even those who fear them.
This is a true story. I am looking at the flower now. I chopped it in half...but only so it would fit in the Styrofoam cup.
So I killed her.
Well, not really. Actually I complimented her on her sunglasses (which were also covered in flowers). A couple in a convertible honked and waved at us.
Everybody loves clowns. Even those who fear them.
This is a true story. I am looking at the flower now. I chopped it in half...but only so it would fit in the Styrofoam cup.