[Voice]

[for_a_muffin]

[The recording starts with a loud crash, followed by Cabooses laugh merged a deep one. There is another crash and the sound of crackling fire, before Caboose speaks.]

Evil....Perfectly eevvviill...

Everything will burn! MUHA! BURN!

[He laughs again, which lasts for a while, until the voice leaves. Caboose is silent for a while, before he

Comments

1/3

[sexyincyan]

2/3

[sexyincyan]

3/3 - tucker just goes wut

[sexyincyan]

......

What the fuck, Caboose?

XD Caboose is all... *idiot goes to change post*

[for_a_muffin]

Tucker did it.

oh, tucker is going to kill him someday

[sexyincyan]

... How the fuck could I have done that? It was your account! I'm not even anywhere near you!

Jesus christ, Caboose, I'm going to kill you someday.

I know XD He is just going to run xD

[for_a_muffin]

Tucker. Do not explain how you did it! That is just silly! You are giving people your plan!

Pleasedon'tkillme

he better. XD;;

[sexyincyan]

I've been at the fucking house the entire time, Caboose. Sister can even vouch for me. There's no way in hell that was me. That doesn't even sound like me. It sounds like you were doing a really shitty Barry White impression.

[for_a_muffin]

I do not know this person.

You are making up names to confuse me.

Tucker, do you want to say sorry or not? It is not nice to set buildings on fire.

[sexyincyan]

Sister, Caboose. The girl in the yellow armor from Blood Gu-- why am I trying to explain this to you, you don't remember anything if it didn't fucking happen five minutes ago.

Why the fuck does your AI never tell you when you're saying something stupid?

[for_a_muffin]

I know Sister. She is a nice girl.

I meant Barry-Mg-bombom

Because I do not ask him! He doesn't talk until he is asked something! But me and him have nice chats! Don't we Dee!

Affirmative.

[sexyincyan]

Yeah, whatever. It'll just give me an even worse headache to try and explain it.

Is that how it works, then? Fine. Hey, Delta. Who was talking in Caboose's post?

[for_a_muffin]

...

Barry-mg-Bombom is a headache! OKAY!

Yes.

I'm sorry, but I cannot gather enough data to formulate an answer. Whatever it was, it was not Private Caboose. It was something else. I do not have the information to tell you exactly watch. I can tell you that Caboose's statistics show he was not hurt during this process. His body is working functionally and he is not experiencing any side affects.

[sexyincyan]

Yeah, close enough.

The fuck? I mean, it kinda sounded like Caboose, but it was way too deep to be his voice. That, and last time I checked, Caboose doesn't set things on fire. I don't think he even knows how to use matches. That's pretty fucked up, though. Guess it was just another random bullshit going-on.

God, this place gives me a migraine. In the last week, those fucked up dreams, then people go get all fucked up crazy in the school, then someone gets shot, then this happens. Fuck this, I'm going back to bed.

[for_a_muffin]

OKAY!

Matches are two sticks you rub together! It makes pretty things!

But there are no bulls around here.

I liked those dreams. I got to spend time with Private Fruitcake.

Bed is good.