If everyone else was jumping off a bridge...?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave deirdre216 a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I turned cupiditasancila in for farting in church (3 points). Last Thursday I helped throughtheashes across the street (6 points). In September I pulled over and changed gardennebula's flat tire (15 points). In October I broke blurryeuphoria's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1012 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
foozywuzzy