Me...now
Please give me your holier than thou attitude again. I like it. No seriously I do. You aren't my boss. You aren't my conscience. You aren't Jesus. You have no authority over me. Yet you preach to me like you are infallible and that angers me to no end. Contrary to your narrow minded beliefs I am capable of making a rational decision. This ability is unhindered by my consumption of a few drinks. You do not have to play my mother. I can take care of myself. It is not your job to ruin my fun. I'll do as I damn well please. If you don't think this is you, it may not be. But if you are reading this and you think it may be you, for your own physical well-being, to not talk to me until I talk to you. I am angry. I am furious. I have moved past anger to a righteous fury that is difficult for me to control. Do not provoke me, because I am bigger and stronger and motivated.