two drabbles; team of choice: ac milan

[caydelaura]

Title: Unwise
Author: caydelaura
Team of choice: AC Milan
Prompt: Secrets
Pairing: Marco Materazzi/Alberto Gilardino
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not true
Notes: both were written for pints.

Comments

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I LOVE THE FIRST ONE. (You write these scary Megan-things frighteningly well, Conny, especially the last line which, as they say, speaks volumes; it sounds just right.)

And the second is a little scary in its intensity, wow. This is about more than being scrawy, isn't it?

[Ech I just looked up and saw Robinho sucking his stupid thumb on my TV. Always Newcastle-related my ass.]

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AHhhh! Say no more, that explains everything. Hee.

Is this the first time you've drabbed Gian? *pets him carefully to avoid rupturing something*

[God, I hear you. I just took a nap and had a tortured, 90 minutes dreaming about writing a Barca match report. I need a freaking VACATION from football, or something.]

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We all have our prices, Conny, yours just happens to be a Serb. There's no shame in that!

He does seem to have a very subtle character, I can see how it would be really hard. (By which I mean: He's a bit of the opposite of Mr. Heart-on-Sleeve Stankovic.

[No, I dreamed I wrote one, instead of watching and writing about Juve, and there was all this confusion about it, it was terribly stressful. (All of this is a very big sign that I'm making the right decision in taking a break (at least) from the Italy blog, and stopping writing for The Offside front page. It's seriously getting to my poor brain.)]

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Hee. That'll be after you are working as the Inter laundry lady, yes? It wouldn't do to have him find out while you're still in Germany, and be unable to show his gratitude.

You know, I had a feeling you were going to say that, for some reason -- he always seems so very measured in everything he says and does, where do you see the unguardedness?

[Thank you! *hugs* I think I'll make it, I'm stopping the Italy tomorrow and have til Thurs on the main page. Then it's the simple task of sorting out what I'm going to do with my life!]

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YOU BETTER. (Obviously, I will give you several weeks of recover time, but eventually there will need to be pictures and copious details.)

No, that seems reasonable. I still seem as a bit anti-Deki, b/c he's learned to have that level of protection over his public self, but a very open Private!Gian is totally believable to me. (I wonder how Val feels about new, tougher Gian that's emerged in La Liga. She may be homesick, but surely that's a bonus? Or am I projecting?)

*clings* I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm just very lucky that my parents have let me get to this point and are still supportive of me being clueless. *sigh* My stress level, given how little I have to do, is really quite absurd. (*IS NOT FLAILING AT THAT HORRIBLE, TOTALLY NOT RIGHT THOUGHT* *gulp*) Cake is good, though. Cake is always good. And, also, legal.

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LOL I'm sure I would be irritated, but would try to be understanding because, had I been so lucky, I'd have exactly the same problems.

Oh yeah, I totally buy that -- Deki being protective of the fam like whoa. (HHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!! Ah, I do recall you guys talking about that. Jesus, what is she trying to do to us? And to him? God he must be SO embarrassed.)

OH fucking HELL, Conny. I was going to respond with something very serious and thoughtful about sorting out Life Paths and all, but I'm afraid I have to go PACK MY BAGS FOR THE NIGHTTRAIN TO HELL, BECAUSE OF THE THINGS YOU'RE MAKING ME THINK ABOUT.

[bustedflush]

*thunk*

(She's clearly delusional then, because her boobs are so freaking massive you have to notice them first. Like, even if you don't like them, they're the first thing you see. Someone told me she actually has a semi-career as a, like, downhill skier, but on rollerblades or something? I saw a picture, but I'm assuming that's something the press made up out of a hobby. It's got to be, right?)

I FAIL TO SEE WHERE YOU DID NOT MENTION THAT, CONNY. (And notice how I am not mentioning that the older one is clearly the type to lead astray.) *covers face and goes to pack food for the train* What do you want? Hardboiled eggs? Turkey burgers?

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(LOL "You're dating a footballer AND you have giant boobs? Here, put this on, we'll pay you!")

Just so you know, I'm actually giving both our muses crack and sending them out on the town right now, so there's no chance this train (hahahaha) of though is ever expressed in any written form. (HOW did wee Nando get calculating in my head?! I think it's because Bojan seems so incredibly sweet, he just cries out to be led astray. Right? I'm not the only one thinking this. Please tell me I'm not.)

What do people there who don't eat red meat but want burgers eat? Salad?