two drabbles; team of choice: ac milan

[caydelaura]

Title: Unwise
Author: caydelaura
Team of choice: AC Milan
Prompt: Secrets
Pairing: Marco Materazzi/Alberto Gilardino
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not true
Notes: both were written for pints.

Comments

[finnygan]

It's strange, really, that I can find both Gila and Matrix so unappealing, and yet find that first one so hot. Nnngh.

And the second one is lovely. ♥

[finnygan]

I kinda did. So sorry, darling, but I had to. But only because you wrote it so hot, and I just couldn't picture two people as unattractive as them being that hot. You see?

[finnygan]

I couldn't possibly tell you, I'm afraid. It was bad. They were both Milan players, though.

[finnygan]

Not to worry, it wasn't your OTP. It was weird. And BAD.

[finnygan]

You know - he wasn't, actually. And neither was Brocchi. I don't find it particularly heartbreaking, really. Just weird, and wrong.

(None of the people in the icon were involved either.)

[finnygan]

Eww, Pato. NO.

I may as well admit it, right? My brain picked Ambrosini and Gourcuff. I do not know why.

[finnygan]

I'd say you did a very good job, coming up with a WRONG pairing. (Let's not see what other wrong pairings we can come up with!)

Well ... He kinda looks up for it, doesn't he? And Gourcuff just looks so corruptible.

[finnygan]

You may have a point there. But if ever we need a certain way of going insane real quick-like, we'll know how to go about it!

Well, yeah. Somehow it just really disturbs me that giallo!boy can look like that off the pitch, and then still manage to look less than fabulous on the pitch. HOW? And it really is too easy to let Yoann draw the short straw, isn't it? But he looks like he a) is used to it and b) doesn't mind.

(Also? This is me, pointedly not think about Ambro with Pippo slung over his shoulder. AHEM. *pokes brain to make it stop*)