One drabble - AC Milan

[diemme]

“How do you feel?” Sandro asked solicitously.

“Like hula dancing and wearing flowers in my hair!” Paolo snapped, “I just ate two whole pineapples, all for you!”

“For us,” Sandro admonished. “Besides, it’s health food. Are you ready for me to…,” he waved eloquently at Paolo’s groin.

“No whining when I pull your hair this time.”

“Not

Comments

[diemme]

Thank you. I remember reading it with a good friend and cracking up "eat pineapple but not brussel sprouts!"

[diemme]

I'm not sure if it was the magazine proper or a Cosmo related project. Does "the good girl's guide to sex" ring a bell? I remember they had a pro swallowing article based on the low calorie, high protein content of sperm.

[diemme]

I'm sure some people do. My friend and I laughed hysterically over it all.