Apologies for being late with this, and thanks to
finnygan for the reminder to get my ass in gear. Without further ado, the dirtiest team, with a grand total of 10 drabbles, is ....
Milan! (And, shockingly, not a single story was about diving. With Pippo AND Gila on the team! I'm just sayin', you guys missed a goldmine right there.) Sergio Ramos Real Madrid were second with eight.