Title: Lessons in Subtlety
Author:
clippageTeam of Choice: Manchester United
Prompt: Ink
Pairing: David Beckham/Gary Neville
Rating: PG-13
“I got a new tattoo.”
Gary eyes the screen on the video phone cynically, “Yes, I know. You’re going to have to wear a sheet over yourself at this point if you want to keep covering them up.”
“No. I got another one.”
Gary stares, bored, and then opens his eyes wide as Becks starts to strip off and contort himself into a very interesting position (still flexible, damn him), lifts his bollocks, shifts a bit, and, “See? Can you? Hurry up, I’m about to fall over.”
Gary squints, then, “...GN.”
Sarcastic,“Yes, wanker. GN. Wonder who that could be.”