Episode 10: A Silly Interlude XD
I feel like a nice, fluffy episode for once, don’t you? One with no disasters or psychopaths or terrible trauma. Except for Sergio. XD
As you remember, Li’l Alberto Paloschi had moved in with Gila and Pato.
(He was still at Milan at the time, which is why he was in the Medicine career.)
He inherited Pato’s old bedroom. It wasn’t quite to his taste, but he didn’t mind.
Then, one day, they got some visitors. One guess as to who the first visitor was?
Cat on the worktop = Piti is here. And he fancies Raul now, too. Is no-one immune?!
Li’l Alberto was beyond delighted:
he loves cats.
Really, really, really loves cats.
But then, some more visitors arrived. Which is, er, where the funny bit starts. XD
One of the visitors was Fernando, and he played basketball amicably with Piti. (I am disturbed by the fact that they have the same tracksuit. It just seems wrong.)
As for the other guy...
For technical reasons that are too boring to explain, I had temporarily deleted Sergio’s hairstyle. So the game automatically gave him the first hair in the “brown” section, which was, erm, this one.
Once I’d stopped laughing and picked myself up off the floor, I created a makeover chair in the garden, and soon Li’l Berto, being the helpful creature he is, was offering to sort Sergio’s problem.
Sergio doesn’t look quite sure,
but he was effortlessly vanquished, and soon the makeover was finished.
...Oh dear.
Li’l Berto wasn’t sure how to explain things to Sergio,
and let the mirror do the talking.
Then he offered his consolations.
“Don’t worry. You’ll make a really good circus clown.”
Sergio was surprisingly pleased about the incident.
Everyone laughed at his new phizog, even cats,
except Fernando.
Fernando thought he looked WONDERFUL. I suppose there’s no accounting for taste.
In the background, you can see David Villa’s wife Patricia arriving.
Piti showed her his fangs.
Gila, meanwhile, was practising his scary eyes in the shower,
which horrified Li’l Berto. (Or maybe it was seeing Gila naked. One of the two.)
Fernando kept giving me meaningful stares. I hope he didn’t want me to do anything important.
On second thoughts, the stares might have meant, “Give me a bath.”
Piti offered him €10 to have a shower.
Then I realised that I was accidentally starving poor little Odie D: And, let’s face it, he needs the nourishment.
That’s better. <3
And after that they just ate borscht
and talked about sex. (The mental purple thing is the “Woohoo” heart. It gives me the creeps.)
I wonder if Pato’s giving advice here? He could be Dr. Pato, sex expert. Like Dr. Ruth.
Unfortunately, all the sex talk reminded Piti of his straying love,
and he told Li’l Berto all about Christi,
and Lobby.
Alberto was horrified. Again. (Damn it, Piti, stop talking to him about that sort of thing, he’s only a baby!)
Finally, Gila relaxed after work by... cleaning the bath. Ruby and her OCD have nothing on him. (Note that even Piti thinks he’s loopy.)
And what’s that on the little table?... yes, it’s a duck.
Until next time, tifosi!
P.S. Sergio is back to normal now, though still somewhat traumatised by the incident.