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Oct 24, 2005 19:12

We've had a new Teacher's College coach that trains us for a while - Coach Gouch. He is really young - about 26. He used to play for our school's original team back when the programme only started, and then played for McMaster University. Now he wants to come back and teach at Brook, so he has a placement here.

Today at practice:

Coach Gouch (after a long explanation and drill on form-tackling): Any questions before we move on? ... Any questions? Concerns? Anything at all? Anything you want to ask?

*silence*

Will: Oh yeah! When you fuck a girl in the ass for the first time, does shit come out or is it only a rumour?

-_-0

Honestly, I haven't ever seen the coach so uncomfortable. He was so shocked he couldn't even say anything for a while, and then smiled and mumbled that is was "absolutely inappropriate". These guys honestly kill me. I was honestly abashed. Would think I'd get used to them after 3 years, eh? ;) Poor coach.

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