i wish I were a cat
Typical conversation heard around uni at the moment:
- Hey, how are you?
+ I'm fine, bit stressed.
- Oh ok, well isn't everyone? I'm worried though, I only did five hundred million hours of revision today.
+ Oh I had a good day today, I managed six hundred million hours, AND managed to go to Sainsbury's.
- Anyway, let's not talk about exams, how was your weekend?
+ Oh, I was working. So, when are they?
- 27th of May. Hmmm.
+ See you in the library then?
- Yup, library it is. You'll never guess what I saw there yesterday...a SPACE!
+ Noooo, you're kidding - there must have been someone's books there?
- Nope, a whole, untaken space - someone could have stopped working in their rooms for that..
+ But *looks paranoid* they're probably camped in the UL...
- Right, see you, that was my five minute break for the day. Only another 24 hours to go and then I allow myself 30 minutes of sleep - I've cut out all meals, so I can get thin for the balls AND get more hours in....
NOWHERE IS SAFE! Exam fever has struck!
I want to hear some rumours about the UL - like, considering there are so many rooms, surely no one actually knows what's in them? Skeletons from someone actually revising themselves to death??
Luckily, it's sunny and there are punts out. And it's gorgeous weather to go biking. So it's impossible to be unhappy :)
Just think of the suicide rate if exams were in the middle of winter....
- Hey, how are you?
+ I'm fine, bit stressed.
- Oh ok, well isn't everyone? I'm worried though, I only did five hundred million hours of revision today.
+ Oh I had a good day today, I managed six hundred million hours, AND managed to go to Sainsbury's.
- Anyway, let's not talk about exams, how was your weekend?
+ Oh, I was working. So, when are they?
- 27th of May. Hmmm.
+ See you in the library then?
- Yup, library it is. You'll never guess what I saw there yesterday...a SPACE!
+ Noooo, you're kidding - there must have been someone's books there?
- Nope, a whole, untaken space - someone could have stopped working in their rooms for that..
+ But *looks paranoid* they're probably camped in the UL...
- Right, see you, that was my five minute break for the day. Only another 24 hours to go and then I allow myself 30 minutes of sleep - I've cut out all meals, so I can get thin for the balls AND get more hours in....
NOWHERE IS SAFE! Exam fever has struck!
I want to hear some rumours about the UL - like, considering there are so many rooms, surely no one actually knows what's in them? Skeletons from someone actually revising themselves to death??
Luckily, it's sunny and there are punts out. And it's gorgeous weather to go biking. So it's impossible to be unhappy :)
Just think of the suicide rate if exams were in the middle of winter....