WHY MUST YOU ALL BE MY DREAM MEN BUT ALL HAVING GIRLFRIENDS ALREADY?? DAMN YOUUUU!! I WANT YOUUUUU!!
Dear Lost Boys,
Sooo basically, I love you. Not like In Love love, but I love you guys.
You are kind of my ideal guys. Or not kind of. You are. You all have
deliciously adorable, sexy accents, be they Brittish, Scottish, Irish, or
what have you. You are all extremely cute, although in different ways
for each of you. One of you is dark and hottt and so sexy take me now.
One of you is adorable and hilarious and oh please stroke my face again
and WHY GOD WHY did I not put money in that little pouch on your crotch,
or down your shirt (money from my chest to yours!)...and WHY GOD WHY
did I not give you money in exchange for a kiss from any of you GOD DAMN
IT. I mean, so anyways...
and one of you is really adorable and cute and I want to take you home
with me, and the last of you isn't exactly hot, but you're really nice and really
amusing and really talented and still cute in your own ways.
WHY GOD WHY.
SO HOT.
SO FLIRTATIOUS.
SO HILARIOUS.
SO GREAT.
TAKE
ME
NOW.
....
fuck this, I think I'm just going to have to make a major roadtrip throughout Europe, particularly England, Scotland, and Ireland, in a holy quest for hot, fun, flirtatious men with delicious accents who can make me feel like I did today.
DAMN IT!!!
STOP BEING SO WONDERFUL!!!
Sooo basically, I love you. Not like In Love love, but I love you guys.
You are kind of my ideal guys. Or not kind of. You are. You all have
deliciously adorable, sexy accents, be they Brittish, Scottish, Irish, or
what have you. You are all extremely cute, although in different ways
for each of you. One of you is dark and hottt and so sexy take me now.
One of you is adorable and hilarious and oh please stroke my face again
and WHY GOD WHY did I not put money in that little pouch on your crotch,
or down your shirt (money from my chest to yours!)...and WHY GOD WHY
did I not give you money in exchange for a kiss from any of you GOD DAMN
IT. I mean, so anyways...
and one of you is really adorable and cute and I want to take you home
with me, and the last of you isn't exactly hot, but you're really nice and really
amusing and really talented and still cute in your own ways.
WHY GOD WHY.
SO HOT.
SO FLIRTATIOUS.
SO HILARIOUS.
SO GREAT.
TAKE
ME
NOW.
....
fuck this, I think I'm just going to have to make a major roadtrip throughout Europe, particularly England, Scotland, and Ireland, in a holy quest for hot, fun, flirtatious men with delicious accents who can make me feel like I did today.
DAMN IT!!!
STOP BEING SO WONDERFUL!!!