oh you silly stupid past-time of mine
so i was up today about an hour before i needed to be. did the makeup, took a shower....felt like a girl....and loved every minute of it. i worked out yesterday, and had to stop early....lets just tell the whole story. so i was on one of the treadmills at the rec center, watching TV, when all of a sudden, this guy gets on the treadmill right next to me. he was really sweaty and i thought he was kind of weird. the next thing you know, he turns the damn thing all the way up to its top speed and he just starts sprinting. at this point the air beside him starts to float over to me due to the huge amount of motion. and you know what? i could smell his sweaty balls. it didnt help that he had shorts on.... IT WAS SO FUCKING GROSS! i almost went over to him and said " excuse me, but i can smell your balls from all the way over here, maybe you should put some powder on them before you go running next time" i also almost said "my boyfriends balls smell better than yours even when he has worked a 14 hour shift at wendy's" but both of those seemed a tad inappropriate. then as i'm getting off of the machine (because i couldnt possibly do another 20 minutes in the presence of the dirty balls man) this girl come up and asks me if she can use the machine, and i laughed and said " it's all yours". i wonder if she could smell them too. oh well...off to work.