The best movies ever made are the ones I like.
travspence did this movie quotes meme and I thought to myself, well, the majority of my favourite movies are either horror or bad (with a few dramatic exceptions) and I don't think many people who read this are horror fanatics so I figured the best thing for it if nobody was likely to guess would be to pick the funniest ones for my personal entertainment. Though if anyone gets all of them I guess we would have to get married.
The rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. When someone guesses correctly give them credit.
5. No Googlin/using IMDb search functions.
The quotes:
1. Oh, come on now, Doris. Do I look like a maniac who goes around killing girls?
2. Boy, if I can still raise an arm when we get out of this place, I'm gonna show you just how saturated I can get.
3. Look, I don't care what the telly says, all right? We have to get out of here. If we don't they'll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us.
4. Damn! Come back from the grave and ran out of ammunition.
5. See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that's okay, Darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!
6. Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!
7. Ladies and gentlemen, just a word of warning. If any of you are not convinced that you have a tingler of your own, the next time you're frightened in the dark... don't scream.
8. We've been fighting a losing battle against the insects for fifteen years, but I never thought I'd see the final face-off in my lifetime. And I never dreamed, that it would turn out to be the bees. They've always been our friend.
9. Please doctor, I've got to ask this. It sounds like, well, just as though you're describing some form of super carrot.
10. Martha: But Doctor, that theory doesn't explain why Jules' and Carson's minds have turned against us.
Dale: Preservation of the species. Once they were men. Now they are land crabs.
11. Mars is almost as big as Texas, maybe it has monsters.
12. My corns always hurt when they're near a monster.
13. You don't understand. He likes to chase skunks in the woods, and if he finds them he tries to mate with them. Only skunks don't like to mate with poodles, and then they spray him and he really gets turned on.
14. At the funeral of the old man, unknown to his mourners, his DEAD WIFE was watching!
15. Get that damned screwdriver out of my head!