Snap Crackle Pop
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?
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Disney World is awesome, even when gallons of fluid leak out of your nose! The Norberg family owns a time-share at the Boardwalk resort. In a 1930's carnival setting, the resort has a number of stores including a bakery, general store, and ESPN Sportszone, all indicative of the time-period. What I thought was best about the resort was the room we stayed in the first night (booking problems forced us to book a room for one night and one room the other five). It smelled like cinnamon apple! Usually rooms have a sterile, borderline hospital quality, as if to cover up the fact the previous guests decomposed in the beds. The room may harbor the souls of lost tourists but damn did it smell nice!
The other room not so much. Whenever we came back from a park, it smelled of ass. Well not really ass, but it was somewhat rank until the doors to the balcony were opened! And they opened to a view of the pool! Yes the pool you perverts! However, I've never had such hatred of a tree. I don't know what kind of tree it was, I don't pretend I'm a biologist (uhm...), but it was arbor-annoying.
The parks were still as fun as the normally are. Animal Kingdom was fun for about 4 hours and we never went back. They had these dinosaur characters walking around that were hilarious. Indescribable but hi-fucking-larious. Let's see...pull your arms in like a T-Rex, kinda like your wrists come from your chest. Now open your mouth as wide as you can. Do the same with your eyes. Make the only movable joints your wrists and hip and that's kinda what they looked like.
We took this tour of the Magic Kingdom that brings you backstage. It was cool but the mystery and mystique of those tunnels beneath Disney were shot to hell. It looks like a hospital basement. However, I personally believe that there are far more tunnels hidden beneath those tunnels. But I learned a lot of secrets about Main Street and whatnot. It is 5 1/2 hours of walking though so that hurt. 2 blisters.
I guess that's it. Read the DaVinci Code! It's good and fast.