so i'm studying for this anthropology exam i have tomorrow, and i stumbled across this trivia.
the record for the highest number of human offspring produced during one lifetime isssssssss:
for males - 888. all fathered by Moulay Ismail the Bloodthirsty, Emperor of Morocco. 888 times this guy had productive sex. 888!
meanwhile, for females - 69 kids, in 27 different pregnancies.
i'm sitting here slackjaw. 69 gigantic things passing through your uterus! though i'll bet towards they end they just start to feel like jello.