[It's dark. But judging by the orange, flickering light lighting up Heather's face as she does the customary squint-at-the-screen-to-make-sure-it's-recording motions, she's got a campfire lit. Satisfied, she puts it down on her pack and adjusts it a little before taking a seat in front of it. She's already laid out the sleeping bag and everything
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Oh, come on, girlfriend, you don't think I'm gonna be fooled by that old trick, do you?
[The red eyes blinked. And-- ... OH SHIT THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER!!!]
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If I wanted to trick you, I'd come up with something far better than that! You've got something with red eyes behind you!!
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[Heather just stares blankly at Rise, as the eyes slowly get larger and larger... until they're right there...!!]
[And then, just like the movies, Heather slooooowly looked over her shoulder-- the scream would be coming any minute now...!]
... Oh! That's just Claudy.
[She scoots aside slightly, letting the firelight fall onto.... a Hoothoot. *ROLL THE LAUGH TRACK*]
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... ... ...
[ Rise turns away from the camera briefly, but one might faintly hear: "IT WAS AN OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL--" ]
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HAHAAAA you shoulda seen the look on your faaaace!
[The Hoothoot blinked its enormous ruby eyes and slowly tipped to one side, its non-standing foot held tightly to its underside.]
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[ And the Mareep is a little wide-eyed herself and pressing her muzzle against the camera in an attempt to... sniff the Hoothoot.
... Yeah, she's young. ]
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[Fortunately, for Rise's dignity, Heather is then distracted by something. That something is the OMG BAYBEEEEEE]
... Oh my god, is that the baby?! [She leans in to get a better look OMG SQUEE. Heather doesn't really like HUMAN babies, but ANIMAL babies? Those little fuckers are adorable and she fucking knows it.]
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Yep, this is Posie! Isn't she cute?? [ yep. Such a girl. ]
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Oh. My. God. She's adorable! Hi, Posie! Who's a good girl?! [The Hoothoot behind her leans curiously towards the screen as well.]
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We're really going to have to catch you one! They're great.
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Totally. I NEED ONE IN MY LIFE.
[Of course, knowing Heather's luck, if she caught one, she'd wind up with like... a GRUNGE Mareep or something.]
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How far away from Violet are you? I've been taking her out to see how the others train, and who knows, she might attract other Mareep.
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I'm... uh, I'm somewhere on Route 31, I think... I looked at the map and I think I should be there by afternoon tomorrow? Maybe?
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[Her Pokemon had more or less been gaining levels because she was letting them chase wild stuff around like retarded turkeys, not because she was actually training them.]
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