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[You know what makes a good alarm clock on Christmas morning? ... Besides small children? ... DOGS.]
[There was once a time when a Christmas with the Masons involved Heather using her father's bed as a trampoline. But by this point, she's more interested in sleeping in. You know, in general. But that's hard to do with Pokemon around.]Ugh
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[THIS GUY.]
Merry Christmas, Heather! I hope Sandyclaws has been good to you!
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I think he was pretty good to me, yeah.
Honestly, I'm surprised.
I was expectin' a pile of coal.
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[Jack shakes his head. Heather doesn't need flammable things. He's got a feeling.]
Has my package arrived? It's not very big, I hope the mail didn't lose it.
[The mail wasn't reliable as Santa. 8I FACT.]
I received yours!
[He holds it up like an excited little kid and tears the wrapper off right then and there. And stares at it.]
[8D 8D 8I the fuck is it. Santa vs the whats.]
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[She does pause by the room's door to savor his expression, though.]
[GRIN.]
D'ya like it?
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I love it!
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I thought you would!
It looked HILARIOUS.
[Poor Jack.]
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[HEATHER, JACK DOESN'T UNDERSTAND 'SO BAD ITS GOOD' LOGIC YET.]
It certainly looks funny!
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[Jack pries the box open to get a look at the disc. As if that would let him in on its secrets somehow.]
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[ 8'D he has no idea what the fuck you're talking about, Heather.]
Open yours!
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[She tears the paper off-- ... and holds it up to the light.]
A ... horror novel?
.... Why am I not surprised.
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[She turns it over to read the back.]
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