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85. [Accidental Video]

Dec 23, 2011 00:28

[The shaggy, retreating backside of a panting Growlithe trotting through the snow and a view of worn, upside-down brown boots tromping along hurriedly after him is the first thing to greet the screen. Accompanying the hurried crunch-squeak of footsteps through good fresh snow is Heather's aggravated voice.]COOJ ( Read more... )

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video youfartknocker December 23 2011, 18:13:56 UTC

Uh- hey, baby. Uh, huh huh huh. Need a big, strong man to help you?

Uh, huh huh huh.

video foolishwren December 27 2011, 18:59:50 UTC

[... What the hell? Ew.]

Actually, what I wound up needing was a ROPE.

Th'fuck are you?

Re: video youfartknocker December 28 2011, 19:16:01 UTC

[ Don't resist, bb. ]

Uh- kinky. Uh, huh huh huh.

Butt-Head. Uh, huh huh huh. What's your name, baby?

video foolishwren December 29 2011, 21:36:00 UTC

[... Okay if he was gonna use a clearly-fake name, so was she.]

.... Gertrude.

Re: video youfartknocker December 30 2011, 01:20:16 UTC

Uh- that name sucks. Uh, huh huh huh.

Your parents must have hated you. Uh, huh huh huh.

video foolishwren December 30 2011, 02:54:24 UTC

[... ACTUALLY, YEAH. THEY DID. ... Well, the biological one.]

So did yours, apparently.

Re: video youfartknocker December 31 2011, 20:00:52 UTC

Uh, I don't have any parents. Uh, huh huh huh.

I was, uh, one of those 'test-tube' babies. Uh, huh huh huh. [ Except not LMAO stop messing with people Butt-Head. ]

video foolishwren January 2 2012, 05:31:23 UTC

[Yeah no she doesn't believe him, obviously.]

So the scientists hated you, then.

Re: video youfartknocker January 3 2012, 23:48:17 UTC

Uh, I guess. Uh, huh huh huh.

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