Hey, 'Zilla, you got the 'Gear?
This stuff NEEDS to be documented.
[That's the first thing that can be heard over the feed. When the camera first comes on, a pair of large, familiar reptilian red eyes are blinking down at it. Is it recording...? Oh, okay, recording! Good
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Morning, Heather!
[C: We are in a good nostalgic mood today.]
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[She looks over her shoulder at the sound of his voice, and then grins broadly when she spots him.]
Mornin'!
[Fancy that, a cop in a costume store.]
Looking for an outfit?
Need help?
[... WHY IS IT THAT THE WAY SHE SAYS THAT COULD COME OFF AS A THREAT.]
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[All the same he'll politely decline that offer.]
No, that's fine. Halloween is a holiday for the kids.
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What?!
Oh, dude, no. Just... no. Dude.
[You'd think he just said something like 'EATING FOOD IS FOR THE KIDS, EVERYBODY ELSE SHOULD JUST STARVE', looking at the way she's shaking her head solemnly and raising her hands.]
Nobody is too old for Halloween. C'mon. I'll find you something.
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Alright. What would you have me be?
[He can at least hear her out. (Oh Coop what are you getting yourself into.)]
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Come. Let us begin the hunt.
[Halloween costumes are SERIOUS BUSINESS.]
[... Which is totally proven when she turns to rummage through a rack and immediately pulls out a hilariously corny, cheap-looking zoot suit. It has a zebra striped tie.]
[It's tradition that before one chooses their actual costume, they at least contemplate a crapload of silly ones. It's part of the fun.]
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[Still with some humour, of course.]
Looks like we're off to a poor start here.
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I dunno, Coop.
It feels very "you".
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I should be offended, Heather. I thought we'd started getting to know each other.
[Answers with a crooked smile.]
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What, you don't think so?
C'mon, the zebra stripes just scream FBI agent.
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[But he's still going to fight back about the suit, because come on.]
Because of our herd-like tendencies and ability to blend together to confuse predators?
[So much dry skepticism in that raised eyebrow, can you tell?]
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[BURRRRNNN. ... Partially.]
C'mon at least try on the tie.
[Can you say no to this face, Cooper? CAN YOU?]
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Hm. Or maybe you should let your hair get two-toned again. Combined with this tie it could be a fashion statement.
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[COOPER.]
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