Hey, 'Zilla, you got the 'Gear?
This stuff NEEDS to be documented.
[That's the first thing that can be heard over the feed. When the camera first comes on, a pair of large, familiar reptilian red eyes are blinking down at it. Is it recording...? Oh, okay, recording! Good
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How terrifying.
So is it everyone that puts on costumes for this Halloween thing?
[Envy's been considering it. Both for thieving purposes because nobody would be able to tell who he was, and also just because he really likes disguising himself and hasn't gotten much of a chance to in Johto.]
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I think the idea was that if you dressed up as monsters and shit, it'd scare evil spirits away so you could walk at night safely.
'Least that's what I heard once.
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What kinds of monsters are there to dress up as? Besides rabid wolves, I mean. [Envy doesn't really recognize most of the costumes he's seen besides the Pokemon ones.]
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All the animal-based ones are Pokemon, of course...
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[...But for now he smirks at the camera.] I see your hair isn't looking like you dipped it in a paint bucket anymore.
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Yeah, I hacked off the last blond bits once it was long enough.
Whatcha think?
[She reaches up to run a finger through the ebony rat's nest on top of her head.]
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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't biased, but it looks good on you.
[Shrug and a teasing smirk.] A hairbrush wouldn't exactly hurt, though.
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I'm too manly for hairbrushes.
[She runs her fingers through her hair flippantly, but then looks back at the screen, expression curious.]
Biased, huh? Towards what? The black, orrr...?
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[It's actually a sign of how comfortable Envy's gotten talking with her that he's cool with just answering that question and not immediately making something up, even if it is pretty minor.]
Yeah, the black. It's what all homunculi are born with. [He shrugs, an unconcerned 'what can you do' expression on his face.] So, wound up with a bias for it.
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Guess we got that in common!
... What... IS a homunculi, anyway?
[Go figure. Give her an answer and she winds up with more questions.]
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[There is a definite moment of hesitation after she asks that question. It's one of those odd things about Envy, that the more attached he becomes to anyone, the more secretive he gets about some things, especially things that he knows scare people. He'd told her a little of it, almost a year ago...but he'd decidedly dodged around the actual nature of what a homunculus is then, and it hadn't really come up since.]
[So it figures it comes up in the Halloween store. Well, he'd told others, and they hadn't freaked out. And after what he'd seen in that dream of hers, he doesn't think she will either.]
It's homunculus, for just one. [Thank you, Mr. Latin Autocorrect.] I think I told you some of it last December. Artificial humans with superpowers. But that's...really just a small part of it. I'll tell you the rest, if you want to know.
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[He's right-- it won't freak her out. Very little, it turns out, could truly freak Heather out after the things she's done and seen.]
[So she looks down at the screen with an open expression as she continues to rummage through the hangers.]
Why not? I've got the time.
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Alchemy's main law is equivalent exchange; you can't get something without giving something of equal value up in return. And there's nothing equivalent to a human life, so they're given one of us instead. [He shrugs lightly.] I only know of one person who's ever created a homunculus intentionally.
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So... you're what happens when somebody tries to bring a dead person back to life?
... Does that make you kinda like a zombie?
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[He sounds a bit proud of himself about that. And then just looks confused at her next question. Somehow nobody has ever mentioned this to him.]
...Maybe? Depends on what a zombie is.
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[... Not that Envy looks like one or ACTS like one, but...]
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