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79. [Video/Action] Backdated to the morning of October 1st!

Oct 04, 2011 22:00

[So what's the best thing for someone who's been spending their time alternately fretting and pretending not to be fretting over circumstances well beyond their control ( Read more... )

*heiji, *shelly, errybody was kung fu fightin, *bakura, *sasarai, *kid flash, *beatrice, *merlin, *vanitas, aw yeah, ecruteak city, heather use your pokemon, *crow, *lotus, *russia, heather is a bad role model, *jack, *chie, dad this is totally safe trust me, *harry, *archer, *rise, back in action, *stitch, *edward, heather is a masochist, *ironhide, action, *henry, event, ic, i win forever, *little mac, anger management issues, time for some thrilling heroics, i've got a bad feeling about this, video, doesn't afraid of anything, *matt engarde, *kaito, *envy, *nanao, like a boss, i can't very well stab them one by one

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[video] quickattackjack October 5 2011, 02:13:37 UTC

[And here's a grinning Jack!]

Count me in! Good luck.

[video] foolishwren October 5 2011, 03:58:09 UTC

Wh-- seriously, dude? You're all... spindly!

[... ALTHOUGH NOW THAT SHE THINKS OF IT... Jack was pretty badass at the end of the movie there. So maybe he'd be a pretty good contender after all! But still, she teases.]

I'm not sure I'll be able to hit you if I wind up against you, man. I'd feel bad.

[video] quickattackjack October 8 2011, 02:12:19 UTC

[OH, NU UH, GHOULFRAND. Jack musters up his best grouchyface and plays along.]

Suit yourself. It's your funeral.

[LOLOL he has no fucking clue how many times this child has died.]

[video] foolishwren October 8 2011, 21:47:30 UTC

[HEATHER IS LIKE... THE DEATHMASTER.]

[She's never had a funeral, though. Sounds depressing.]

Psh, what could a bag of ol' bones like you do to me, anyhow?

[video] quickattackjack October 9 2011, 08:55:58 UTC

I've pulled a man's tongue out before. Do you know where you'd be without a tongue, Miss Mason?

Sad.

Because you can't make puns without a tongue.

[WHAT NOW?]

[video] foolishwren October 9 2011, 09:23:49 UTC

I'd find a way.

Written puns are even MORE painful than verbal ones, don't you know?

[video] quickattackjack October 9 2011, 09:26:34 UTC

No, they're not.

The Mayor--back home that is-- thinks it's cute to write little puns on memos because he thinks it makes things 'stick'. It's groan-worthy but nothing compared to the sins you've committed against people with ears.

[video] foolishwren October 9 2011, 09:41:23 UTC

You haven't seen MY written puns.

You'll change your mind in seconds.

[video] quickattackjack October 9 2011, 09:44:35 UTC

Alright. Have at me, brother.

[JACK, DAMN IT, STOP TRYING TO USE MEMES. YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THE INTERNET. JUST. JUST GO BACK TO HALLOWEEN TOWN.]

[video] foolishwren October 9 2011, 18:59:06 UTC

.... What?

[JACK. JUST.... JUST DON'T.]

[video] quickattackjack October 9 2011, 19:27:25 UTC

Get with the times, Heather. Show me one of these horrible written puns of yours.

[video] foolishwren October 9 2011, 19:48:30 UTC

[... SHE'S JUST GOING TO PRETEND SHE DIDN'T HEAR HIM BUTCHER THAT INTERNET MEME.]

Dude, no way.

I have to save them for when you rip my tongue out.

[video] quickattackjack October 9 2011, 20:05:20 UTC

Alright, then. It's a deal. If we meet on the battlefield, I'll rip your tongue out and then you can become the stuff of legends as you carry around your pad and pen. Women will tell their children about you and lock their doors at night.

[He pauses and strokes his chin, obviously really into this idea suddenly.]

We'll have to come up with a proper Terror name for you.

...I've got it.

The punnisher.

[Do you see that shit-eating grin, Heather? DO YOU SEE IT?]

[video] foolishwren October 10 2011, 01:26:29 UTC

.... You are a horrible person and you're gonna go to hell someday.

[... But she can't deny the fact that she is absolutely giggling over that horrible pun right now even though she REALLY SHOULD NOT BE.]

Re: [video] quickattackjack October 10 2011, 01:31:34 UTC

Save me a seat?

[SHE WAS WORSE THAN HE WAS.]

[video] foolishwren October 10 2011, 03:55:29 UTC

No, you'll have to stand.

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