Comments | foolishwren: 79. [Video/Action] Backdated to the morning of October 1st!

foolishwren

79. [Video/Action] Backdated to the morning of October 1st!

Oct 04, 2011 22:00

[So what's the best thing for someone who's been spending their time alternately fretting and pretending not to be fretting over circumstances well beyond their control ( Read more... )

*heiji, *shelly, errybody was kung fu fightin, *bakura, *sasarai, *kid flash, *beatrice, *merlin, *vanitas, aw yeah, ecruteak city, heather use your pokemon, *crow, *lotus, *russia, heather is a bad role model, *jack, *chie, dad this is totally safe trust me, *harry, *archer, *rise, back in action, *stitch, *edward, heather is a masochist, *ironhide, action, *henry, event, ic, i win forever, *little mac, anger management issues, time for some thrilling heroics, i've got a bad feeling about this, video, doesn't afraid of anything, *matt engarde, *kaito, *envy, *nanao, like a boss, i can't very well stab them one by one

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

video. yaaaaaawn October 5 2011, 02:08:14 UTC

Huh. It'll be fun to watch you get your ass handed to you, I must say, but are you sure you're willing to do this? You're just a bit.. scrawny, if someone hasn't broken it to you yet.

[oh lotus. IF ONLY YOU KNEW.]

video. foolishwren October 5 2011, 02:50:53 UTC

[Yeah, Lotus. IF ONLY.]

[Needless to say, she'll be getting an infuriatingly-smug smirk from Heather's end, along with a low 'you'd think that wouldn't you' chuckle.]

Please. Nothing THIS place could throw at me could top the things I've already personally removed the asses from and served back to them on delicate silver platters. Made of punching.

Don't you know the best stuff comes in small boxes?

[... except for. Um. The giant space-robot soldier turned human who is going to beat her without hardly raising a finger. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YET.]

video. yaaaaaawn October 10 2011, 00:52:58 UTC

That's not what my kids said when I bought them their first car.

[she smirks right back at ya.]

Who's ass did you kick? Little Suzie's in the school parking lot? Was she talking bad about your boyfriend?

video. foolishwren October 10 2011, 03:05:49 UTC

I look like a ninety-year-old leper, remember? I don't have a boyfriend.

[A beat.]

Bitch insulted my left hook. Had to show her a thing or two.

[As much as Heather can be a braggart, the truth behind her fighting experience is... not something particularly conducive to opening up about to people who actively antagonize her. Too much potential for looking vulnerable. So instead she'll just... play along. With a tone that clearly holds heavy sarcasm.]

[Not tellin'. B/]

Re: video. yaaaaaawn October 15 2011, 16:14:07 UTC

Lepers need love too, you know! How shallow of you.

[pause.]

Huh. You're a tough little hoodrat, then, huh?

video. foolishwren October 15 2011, 19:59:11 UTC

Oh yeah.

West Philadelphia, born and raised.

[... no. no heather. don't do this.]

[You're from a weird little backwoods town in Maine and you are not Will Smith.]

[But she's kind of banking on Lotus not recognizing the lame 90's reference anyway.]

video. yaaaaaawn October 18 2011, 03:47:00 UTC

I'm not sure where Philadelphia is, but I get the feeling you're mocking me.

[SCOWL.]

video. foolishwren October 18 2011, 03:56:31 UTC

Oh, what gave you that impression?

Back to all threads