78. [Video/Action for Ecruteak Inn]
[It's a fairly common occurrence for Godzilla the Totodile to hijack Heather's 'Gear-- he's sort of had an affinity for filming ever since he first hatched, after all. But apart from his one little act of philanthropy a few weeks back, he's actually been surprisingly absent for the most part, at least in the sense that he hasn't been filming with
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:3 I heeeard you talking to the noisy Trainer box, Blue Thing. I'm the best Glameow. I can tell you how to be a good Pokemon~
[Throw yourself off the balcony while you can, Zilla.]
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[Godzilla has undoubtedly interacted with Burger before, but he's probably never been caught in a moment of contemplation and self-loathing before. The little crocodile turns his head to face the feline, pebbled brows creased apprehensively.]
You can?
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:3 I can! I'm my Trainer's favorite. I'll tell you everything I know~
The first thing you should do is let her know that you're so happy to see her every morning. This works best if you sit on her chest and stare at her until she opens her eyes.
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... Well, I used to do that a lot... but she never liked it. Usually she was just mad.
[DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WAKING UP TO BIG RED REPTILIAN EYES? DO YOU?]
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[The Glameow looks at his own dainty paws. They were great paws, weren't they? Not big gnarly claws.]
That does require a certain touch. Have you tried leaving gifts in her shoes? My Trainer loves gifts.
[Who doesn't love half-mauled Ratatta that eventually regain consciousness and then have to be battled or chased out of the room?]
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Gifts?
Like what?
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Hmm~ How about weaker pokemon? Show her how strong you are and how you'd take care of her if she couldn't feed herself!
Or pretty rocks. Or leaves. My Trainer wears leaves in his hair all the time.
Ooh! Ooh~ You could give her headbutts. You have to be assertive! You have to say, 'Here I am! I am the best pokmeon!'
[Only Burger was best, not Zilla. He could be second-best. That'd be okay.]
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[The second suggestion, though, makes him frown.]
... That sounds like it could hurt her.
[And he'd ALREADY hurt her. That was what this whole problem was about in the first place!]
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Noooo no no~ Not like Headbutt headbutt. Like...
[Burger stands and mushes his face against the little crocodile's side and starts rubbing all over him, trailing his long tail under his nose.]
Like this! It helps if you purr.
You can purr, right?
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Purr?
Of course I can!
... What's purr?
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Purrr~ Like this!
[The Glameow puffed his chest out and let out a rolling purr until it looked like Zilla was getting the idea.]
I don't think Trainers are smart enough to understand us when we speak, but they understand that.
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[He takes in a deep breath to give it a try.]
[GURGLE.]
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If you make a sound like that, she'll think you're going to throw up on her.
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... That's just the sound my species makes!
[HE SOUNDS DEFENSIVE.]
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[Burger grooms himself thoughtfully. >8I HOW was he going to turn Blue Thing into a good pokemon?]
[Eh, he was already bored. He was a cat. He stood up and streeeetched.]
Whatever you do, don't give up! Clam never tries to make my Trainer happy, so he's trying to get rid of him.~
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[What was wrong with his cry?]
[... But the second thing Burger says actually makes Zilla's expression turn wide-eyed.]
[DB W-what?]
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