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72. [Video]

Jul 13, 2011 23:48

[The screen is slightly steamed up when it comes on, but it soon clears enough to give a shaky view of the ... bathroom floor, and part of a towel? It doesn't stay there, though. Instead, the focus seems to be (or is TRYING to be) on the football-sized black thing zipping across the floor and out of view.]

[Then the camera awkwardly turns to the ( Read more... )

*heiji, *shelly, wren, *miles edgeworth, *sasha, *bakura, trapped by irony plz send help, *otacon, *yusuke, how does i feed babby, *aoko, *clover, murkrow, *jack vessalius, looking good kid, what is this i don't even, *harry, fear for the flesh, *rise, hardcore hygiene, *ironhide, *bugs, *henry, does heather have to slap a ho, ic, the fuck is that. ... the fuck is this., *kyo, i've got a bad feeling about this, video, doesn't afraid of anything, *midori, *lottie, boss fight, your pain is hilarious, *envy, *kaito, who's that pokemon?!, epic fail

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video unzodiacal July 14 2011, 04:05:43 UTC

Hey... you should put some clothes on.

[Yeah, it's not like she's showing anything, but she's wearing a towel. Come on. Japanese boy continuing to bring you some weird culture clash. And now, for a comment about the bird.]

Gives a new definition to 'bird brain.'

video foolishwren July 14 2011, 05:08:33 UTC

I would, but she's already claimed my jeans as a fortress.

[Fortunately she's not really pointing the camera at herself all that much-- she's aiming it at the bird, who... does indeed appear to have claimed one of the pantlegs as a hiding spot.]

As it is, I may need to fashion a toga out of the shower curtain.

video unzodiacal July 15 2011, 20:55:47 UTC

Do you have a Pokéball? [They're probably with her jeans.]

Just... jeez, I don't know. Kick her aside if she comes at you again.

video foolishwren July 16 2011, 04:07:05 UTC

She's just a baby.

[... Pause.]

... A baby bird, I mean.

If it was a human baby I'd kick it like a soccer ball and have no regrets.

video unzodiacal July 16 2011, 04:41:31 UTC

Wait, what?! Why the hell would you do that?

[Okay babies are kind of annoying and icky from time to time but he's going to have some someday with Tohru, and they will be the cutest babies ever!!! WHY THE HATE, HEATHER? It's not like you gave birth to monster god or anything...!]

video foolishwren July 16 2011, 05:09:01 UTC

[She answers with a totally straight face.]

Because babies are fucking creepy.

video unzodiacal July 16 2011, 05:22:26 UTC

How are they creepy? They're just babies.

video foolishwren July 16 2011, 05:31:05 UTC

That's all they have to be in order to be creepy.

video unzodiacal July 16 2011, 20:43:08 UTC

You were a baby too once, you know. Are you calling yourself creepy?

video foolishwren July 17 2011, 04:07:19 UTC

... Yeah, actually.

I was probably a pretty creepy baby.

[... YOU KNOW... UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES...]

video unzodiacal July 17 2011, 04:20:56 UTC

[Hahahahahahahaha.]

Uhh... Right.

video foolishwren July 17 2011, 04:47:36 UTC

Not even kiddin'.

video unzodiacal July 17 2011, 05:14:50 UTC

Were you like, not human before?

video foolishwren July 17 2011, 15:46:17 UTC

Why would you say that?

Human babies are creepy as fuck.

They look like little old men.

video unzodiacal July 17 2011, 20:25:49 UTC

Because some people here weren't human before they came here. You know, ponies and trolls and stuff...

..Yeah, they kind of do.

video foolishwren July 18 2011, 05:46:53 UTC

Seriously. Miniature, wrinkly little old men.

And you know what they come OUT of, right?

It might be nature, but nature is creepy.

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