54. Video/Action/Text [BACKDATED TO FRIDAY THE 4TH]
[It's cold today. You know that miserable part of winter that comes in the last stretch before spring? It's not that somehow-festive, powdery cold with deep blue nights and busy-but-cheerful days buzzing with anticipation that stretch through December... It's not even the fresh, new whiteness of January.]
[It's that dismal, perpetual grayness that fogs up February. You know the kind. The days are dark, the streets are full of slush, and the sidewalks are covered in black ice. It's just as cold as December, but it's somehow worse because at least in December you've got that tingly holiday feeling to keep you warm. February, on the other hand, has nothing to look forward to and it lasts forever.]
[Everybody hates February.]
[But when the feed clicks on, it's NOT outside-- it's already in the brightly-lit gym of Goldenrod City, and the camera is.... roughly at knee-level, and conveniently pointed straight at what appears to be a Miltank udder. Because that's how tall Godzilla is and lol what is that thing it's funny-lookin' and he's apparently not aware that UDDERS ARE NOT WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK AT.]
[In the background, there's a sound that should be VERY familiar now to anyone who's been watching the network recently--]
BWUUHHHHUHUHUHUHAAWHWHHHH! AHAWWWHHUH, y-ou-- you-- you meanie! Y-youhuhuh can't-- you just-- .... y-you're always so MEAN!
[The camera's shifting and Whitney's white-shoed feet are pacing back and forth fitfully as she cries.]
[Heather's voice cuts in from somewhere above. It's even and level-headed, but there's an underlying quiver that anyone who's known Heather for any length of time will recognize as being a sign that she is physically restraining herself from strangling somebody.]
Look-- lady-- ... girl-- thing, during that battle, I deliberately refrained from being mean because every friggin' time I come in here, you're fucking CRYING EVERYWHERE.
I KNOW! I r-ruh-remember you, y-you always c-come in here to w-watch your MEAN FRIENDS and then y-you c-call me a BABY!
... Well, you are!
Y-YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME, J-JU-JUST G-GO AWUH-WAY!!!"
I CAN'T, you haven't given me the freakin' badge-- AND WILL YOU STOP CRYING?!
AAAWWHHHHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHH....!!!
Oh, for fuck's sa--
[The feed jitters to a soundless halt around that point-- Godzilla hit a wrong button and muted the sound. However, as the minutes pass, it looks like Whitney's calming down-- consoled by her girlfriends and probably a (VERY) grudging effort on Heather's part. As this happens, the camera shifts around occasionally-- showing a battered-looking but serene Honey, an irate Arty licking at two big flat sections of her fur (during the battle, she was a Rollout Victim (tm)), and Cujo, as derpy as ever.]
[And then, the sound comes back on-- what's this? Heather sounds even pissier than she was when Whitney was crying!]
-ok, I don't care if you have a really good hairstylist, I am not here for a haircut. I don't care that I have split ends and I don't care that my roots are showing. I am here because you won't give me my freakin' badge.
WELL. I just thought that I'd offer some advice because you clearly were raised in an environment where nobody taught you how to take care of your own personal hygie--
[Heather's voice is tinged with absolute disbelief.] I am not-- I'm not even listening to this. This is bullshit.
You're friends with that girl with the gorgeous pigtails! How could you possibly be friends with her and still have such an atrocious haircu--
For friggin'-- MY HAIR IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Give. Me. The badge. Or I will--
[She pauses, probably looking over her shoulder-- quite a few of her friends showed up to watch and, being much better people that she is, several of them are probably giving her VERY MEANINGFUL GLANCES RIGHT ABOUT NOW. With a deep sigh, she evidently turns back to Whitney.]
Okay. Look. I'm sorry that I'm a huge mean asshole with awful hair. Now, will you please give me the badge?
[Whitney brightens up visibly on the camera and completely ignores the badge request.]
So you admit it? YAY! Anyway, like I was saying about my stylist, he's great with hopeless cases, and seriously, I don't think you'll be able to find anyone else who can handle your hopeless case, I mean, seriously, it's that hopeless, no offense or anything, it's not like it's your fault, and--
I'd go to your stylist... [Heather's voice is dangerously low.] ... if I wanted to look like a tool.
[Whitney falls silent. Her expression is that of a well-meaning but tactless teenage girl who was only trying to help. The camera zooms in on her face slowly. Her eyes... are welling up with tears again.]
... oh motherf--
[TEXT to Phoenix and Snake, sent hastily as she's coming off the battlefield-- both are in the stands.]
Dave, Phoenix-- you guys okay with leaving tomorrow?
Im packed.
[OOC: Action for anyone who went to see Heather battle! She probably asked several of her closest friends if they'd like to come, considering she was about to leave Goldenrod for a spell.
For the watchers, the battle was intense and fairly close, but Heather stuck it out in the end. Honey's Stun Spore was integral.]
[It's that dismal, perpetual grayness that fogs up February. You know the kind. The days are dark, the streets are full of slush, and the sidewalks are covered in black ice. It's just as cold as December, but it's somehow worse because at least in December you've got that tingly holiday feeling to keep you warm. February, on the other hand, has nothing to look forward to and it lasts forever.]
[Everybody hates February.]
[But when the feed clicks on, it's NOT outside-- it's already in the brightly-lit gym of Goldenrod City, and the camera is.... roughly at knee-level, and conveniently pointed straight at what appears to be a Miltank udder. Because that's how tall Godzilla is and lol what is that thing it's funny-lookin' and he's apparently not aware that UDDERS ARE NOT WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK AT.]
[In the background, there's a sound that should be VERY familiar now to anyone who's been watching the network recently--]
BWUUHHHHUHUHUHUHAAWHWHHHH! AHAWWWHHUH, y-ou-- you-- you meanie! Y-youhuhuh can't-- you just-- .... y-you're always so MEAN!
[The camera's shifting and Whitney's white-shoed feet are pacing back and forth fitfully as she cries.]
[Heather's voice cuts in from somewhere above. It's even and level-headed, but there's an underlying quiver that anyone who's known Heather for any length of time will recognize as being a sign that she is physically restraining herself from strangling somebody.]
Look-- lady-- ... girl-- thing, during that battle, I deliberately refrained from being mean because every friggin' time I come in here, you're fucking CRYING EVERYWHERE.
I KNOW! I r-ruh-remember you, y-you always c-come in here to w-watch your MEAN FRIENDS and then y-you c-call me a BABY!
... Well, you are!
Y-YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME, J-JU-JUST G-GO AWUH-WAY!!!"
I CAN'T, you haven't given me the freakin' badge-- AND WILL YOU STOP CRYING?!
AAAWWHHHHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHH....!!!
Oh, for fuck's sa--
[The feed jitters to a soundless halt around that point-- Godzilla hit a wrong button and muted the sound. However, as the minutes pass, it looks like Whitney's calming down-- consoled by her girlfriends and probably a (VERY) grudging effort on Heather's part. As this happens, the camera shifts around occasionally-- showing a battered-looking but serene Honey, an irate Arty licking at two big flat sections of her fur (during the battle, she was a Rollout Victim (tm)), and Cujo, as derpy as ever.]
[And then, the sound comes back on-- what's this? Heather sounds even pissier than she was when Whitney was crying!]
-ok, I don't care if you have a really good hairstylist, I am not here for a haircut. I don't care that I have split ends and I don't care that my roots are showing. I am here because you won't give me my freakin' badge.
WELL. I just thought that I'd offer some advice because you clearly were raised in an environment where nobody taught you how to take care of your own personal hygie--
[Heather's voice is tinged with absolute disbelief.] I am not-- I'm not even listening to this. This is bullshit.
You're friends with that girl with the gorgeous pigtails! How could you possibly be friends with her and still have such an atrocious haircu--
For friggin'-- MY HAIR IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Give. Me. The badge. Or I will--
[She pauses, probably looking over her shoulder-- quite a few of her friends showed up to watch and, being much better people that she is, several of them are probably giving her VERY MEANINGFUL GLANCES RIGHT ABOUT NOW. With a deep sigh, she evidently turns back to Whitney.]
Okay. Look. I'm sorry that I'm a huge mean asshole with awful hair. Now, will you please give me the badge?
[Whitney brightens up visibly on the camera and completely ignores the badge request.]
So you admit it? YAY! Anyway, like I was saying about my stylist, he's great with hopeless cases, and seriously, I don't think you'll be able to find anyone else who can handle your hopeless case, I mean, seriously, it's that hopeless, no offense or anything, it's not like it's your fault, and--
I'd go to your stylist... [Heather's voice is dangerously low.] ... if I wanted to look like a tool.
[Whitney falls silent. Her expression is that of a well-meaning but tactless teenage girl who was only trying to help. The camera zooms in on her face slowly. Her eyes... are welling up with tears again.]
... oh motherf--
[TEXT to Phoenix and Snake, sent hastily as she's coming off the battlefield-- both are in the stands.]
Dave, Phoenix-- you guys okay with leaving tomorrow?
Im packed.
[OOC: Action for anyone who went to see Heather battle! She probably asked several of her closest friends if they'd like to come, considering she was about to leave Goldenrod for a spell.
For the watchers, the battle was intense and fairly close, but Heather stuck it out in the end. Honey's Stun Spore was integral.]