[Action in the ~*~Goldenrod Department Store~*~] FOURTH WALL EVENT POST
[OOC: HI GUYS. As per usual with my TL;DR event posts, reading this is more or less optional. All you need to know is that Heather's in the Goldenrod City Department Store, and that you are free to bother her in ANY WAY YOU SEE FIT, anywhere in the store
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[Heather lets out a startled yelp and leaps to her feet so quickly that she almost falls over again, spinning around.]
I-- ... Wh-- .... uh? ... Kid, what're you doing in here? [Dude, this was why there was a rule posted stating that shopping moms weren't supposed to let their children wander around unattended, seriously, what if this little guy wandered in here while there weren't any employees around and drowned in a washing machine or something? ... Hey... he looks kinda familiar...]
[BUT. The puppies are instantly interested.]
ARF ARF!
[Have an adorable little shiba inu in a headset licking your face, Sora. Cujo is still a little too busy wigging out, but he'll join in soon!]
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[he finally escapes wrath of excited licking puppy to answer Heather's question. sort of. except he totally doesn't-- what he does say might seem familiar, though!]
Hi, Miss hardcore lady!
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[Voice thick with disbelief, Heather crouched down to get on eye-level with the little guy.]
Sora? Is that you?
[Meanwhile, Cujo finally forgets what he was wigging out about and comes over to SNORFLE all over Sora's hair.]
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[SUDDENLY, CUJO SNORFLES, WHOA. he flails a little and lets Cujo bury his muzzle in his hair for a bit, though after a few minutes he decides to escape-- Sora tries to slink away casually, though the casual swagger is ruined when he trips over his sandals and nearly faceplants against Heather's shoulder.]
Oof!
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I could ask you how you knew I was so hardcore!
[I MEAN SHE KNOWS SHE JUST EMANATES IT, BUT STILL.]
[She steadies him when he pitches forward and shoos Cujo away.]
How old are you, kiddo?
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[see, he even holds up a hand to show her, just in case Heather couldn't count.]
And I'm gonna be hardcore one day, too! So I can be a big hardcore knight guy like the guys in the books! [-- and Sora brings down his hand so he can plant both of his fists on his hips and puff out his chest. it's just like when he's fourteen, really, but a lot more exaggerated.]
That's why I can smell the hardcore in ya, Miss hardcore lady! 'Cause that's my destiny, too!
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... That's right, you definitely are.
C'mon, though, you're not allowed back here. Besides, it's all nasty and gross. Let's get you back out to the main store area, okay?
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[he'll either scramble in Heather's arms for her to carry, or hold his hand up to her obediently when she stands up straight. take your pick.]
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[She looks down at him, then goes ahead and picks him up, just because she doesn't like the idea of a little kid being down here (because something... something (aka all the scary shit that's happening to her in other threads at the exact same time, via MAGIC AND TIME PARADOX) is setting off her creep radars and the quicker they get back to the upper floors, the happier she'll be.]
And uh-- yeah, I've totally met Santa.
He's pretty chill.
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Really? But, but, that's why he's 'sposed to drink hot chocolate, then! So he can warm up!
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[Heather heads out for the stairs, the two dogs trailing along behind them.]
Well, yeah, duh!
Obviously, he's chill when he doesn't have any hot chocolate.
When he DOES, that's when he goes all crazy and throws awesome parties.
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[Sora and pirates... totally canon. so is pitching fits at Riku.]
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... Only sometimes.
[omfg little sora ghsladf;;sdf]
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Miss.. Miss hardcore lady... Have you ever been to a pirate party?
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Me? Pirate parties?
... Oh. Tons.
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