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042. Video

Nov 24, 2010 03:10

[Things have been oddly silent on Heather's end of the line over the past day or so. She hasn't been responding much to other transmissions, or even to private messages. Right after all that chaos, too-- you'd think that given she WORKED at the Goldenrod Department Store, she'd be on the network constantly with all kinds of 'This is CRAZY, you guys ( Read more... )

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[video] newhero November 24 2010, 15:01:38 UTC

[... holy crap.]

Heather?

[video] foolishwren November 24 2010, 15:07:40 UTC

[Oh man, if there's anybody she DIDN'T want seeing her all roughed up, it's Sora. But oh well, too late for that. At least she's not hurt TOO badly. She flashes him a rueful grin.]

'Sup, Sora?

[video] newhero November 24 2010, 15:11:51 UTC

[he'll try to act casual back, which, in situations where his friends are hurt and he's doing the equivalent of mental keysmashing, well... it needs some work.]

Not much, just... what the heck happened?!

[video] foolishwren November 24 2010, 17:11:28 UTC

[Heather's so used to getting wounded that she's long since perfected the art of grinning and bearing it when something hurts, but she can tell the poor kid's worried.]

Long story... I kinda had a run-in with the Joker. Turns out that guy's a lot tougher than he looks. Who'd have thought, huh?

[video] newhero November 24 2010, 17:42:11 UTC

The one with the goofy hair?

[like you're one to talk, Sora. he is frowning the biggest frownyface in the history of Sora frownyfaces right now, but at the same time he's trying to quell it. key word here is trying.]

... Heather, every time you turn on your video feed something hardcore's happened, huh?

[video] foolishwren November 24 2010, 18:04:23 UTC

Yeah, the hair that looks like he's been mistaking the aloe vera for shampoo for years.

[Awh... poor little guy.]

Sure SEEMS that way. Hey, chin up, okay?

Really, it's not that bad.

And I get to have mummy arms for a week. How cool is that? [She lifts her bandaged arms and crosses them over her chest, Egyptian-style, for demonstration!]

[video] newhero November 24 2010, 18:18:14 UTC

[there's that smile of his, accompanied by an amused snort. as long as Heather's in good spirits, he has no reason to be down in the dumps! he'll still worry, of course, and if she squints she could pick that out in his expression, but he'll be joking along with her now.]

You're gonna give me gray hair one of these days, you know that? [and scold playfully, too.] Either that or I'll go bald.

I think you should wrap completely up in toilet paper to complete the mummy look and prank your boss.

[video] foolishwren November 24 2010, 18:50:00 UTC

[She's got her beefs with this whole situation, and she hasn't forgotten about Dahlia... but she's not going to let it get her so down that it brings everyone else with her. Heather is the master of laughing at her own misfortune.]

Don't complain, it'll make you look wise and sophisticated. Maybe I'll give you a majestic beard to go with it, too.

And that is a fantastic idea.

[video] newhero November 24 2010, 18:58:15 UTC

Hmmmm...

[he strokes his (forever Squenix and beardless, sadly) chin thoughtfully, turning this idea over and over in his mind.]

I guess I could work with a beard if it makes me look wise! I've got plans for the old fart home.

[video] foolishwren November 24 2010, 19:08:32 UTC

[Clearly the solution for this is for her to find him a giant ridiculous fake beard and give it to him for Christmas.]

You'll be the best thing to happen to retirement homes since motorized wheelchairs.

[video] newhero November 24 2010, 19:13:27 UTC

[and he'll wear it quite seriously every time they talk on the 'gear. at least until one of them caves and starts laughing.]

I've got plans for those, too! I just need to find someone who can modify them to make 'em go faster than a crawl.

[video] foolishwren November 24 2010, 19:37:02 UTC

[Epic. That's what she'll do then.]

Dude, Sora.

Two words:

Rocket propulsion.

[video] newhero November 24 2010, 21:54:49 UTC

... ... ... Please tell me you know how to attach rockets to wheelchairs, Heather.

[video] foolishwren November 24 2010, 23:17:39 UTC

I don't, but I'll work on that!

[video] newhero November 25 2010, 04:13:25 UTC

I'm gonna be the most hardcore little old man...

[video] foolishwren November 25 2010, 04:24:45 UTC

All those grandmas will be aaaaaaall over you.

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