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033. [Video] (action for Camp Otacon)

Oct 05, 2010 03:49

[When the camera comes on, Heather's lying on her back on her sleeping bag with Cujo draped over her stomach and a sulky expression on her face. The bandage formerly tied over her eye (looking distinctly nasty now) is crumpled off to the side and in its place is a hot compress, which she's holding gently to the wounded area with one hand. She seems ( Read more... )

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[video] newhero October 5 2010, 08:06:22 UTC

[Sora here is trying not to look shocked, considering the last time they spoke he didn't actually see her face-- can Heather tell he's doing an awful job of it?]

Uh... I could tell you some jokes?

[video] foolishwren October 5 2010, 08:16:52 UTC

[Yeeeeah, admittedly she doesn't look anywhere near as terrible as she did on the day she staggered out of the woods like some kind of horrible swamp monster, but the whole 'I got run over by a bear' look sadly wasn't about to go away in just a few days.]

By this point, it could be the lamest joke ever and it'd still be better than lying here. Go for it!

[video] newhero October 5 2010, 08:24:00 UTC

[as much as Sora wants to scold, he can't hardly be upset with Heather-- if that injury's the result of the fog, then it's not really her fault, is it? he pauses, thinking for a minute.]

Well, okay! Here goes.

A string walks into an ice cream shop to get an ice cream cone. When it's his turn to pick out an ice cream flavor, the shopkeeper says, I'm sorry but we don't serve string here.

The string's really disappointed, but he says okay and walks out. But then, the more he thinks about it, the more he realizes he really wants an ice cream cone-- so he decides to disguise himself. So he ties himself in a loop, musses up his hair a bit and walks back into the ice cream shop.

When he gets back to pick his ice cream flavor, the shopkeeper says, Hey, aren't you that string?

The string pauses, then says, No, I'm a frayed knot.

[video] foolishwren October 5 2010, 08:26:29 UTC

[Yeah, as reckless as Heather can be, going out and looking for grievous injuries isn't exactly her idea of a good time.]

[Heather listens patiently to the joke, shifting the compress around on her eye a little.]

[... And when he finishes, she laughs, because she's a sucker for stupid puns! Unless they're coming from Jack Skellington because that 'humerus' pun was just way too painful to bear.]

I haven't heard that one before!

[video] newhero October 5 2010, 08:43:18 UTC

[look at him light up like a torch at her laughter.]

Really? It's the best one I've got!

Oh! Where do kings keep their armies?

[video] foolishwren October 5 2010, 08:44:47 UTC

I like it!

[Heather likes to laugh. Her sense of humor was what kept her going a lot of the time.]

Hmm... you got me.

Where?

[video] newhero October 5 2010, 08:48:57 UTC

In their sleevies.

[video] .... THAT ICON IN COMBINATION WITH THE RESPONSE. I AM DYING. foolishwren October 5 2010, 08:52:52 UTC

[THAT ONE TOOK HER A MOMENT.]

[... And then she snorted.]

That is TERRIBLE.

[video] NOOO DON'T DIE WHO WILL I TELL LAME JOKES TO 8DDDD newhero October 5 2010, 09:11:13 UTC

And that's exactly why it's comedy gold!

[video] OK OK I'LL STAY ALIVE. JUST FOR YOU foolishwren October 5 2010, 09:14:49 UTC

I dunno about gold.

Maybe bronze.

Depending on delivery.

Re: [video] YOU BETTER BE READY FOR A LAME JOKE ONSLAUGHT newhero October 5 2010, 18:33:47 UTC

I think my delivery earned at least silver! Right?

[video] SHE DID ASK FOR IT AFTER ALL foolishwren October 5 2010, 18:35:51 UTC

[Okay, she can't deny that grin.]

... All right, all right, silver but only by a hair.

You'd best be steppin' it up a bit from here on out, sport. I expect gold.

[video] please hold while Sora searches pokégoogle for lame jokes newhero October 5 2010, 18:43:06 UTC

[all right! silver star sticker for Sora! he looks thoughtful at that challenge, though.]

All right then... Have you ever seen an elephant hide behind a flower?

[video] foolishwren October 5 2010, 18:49:08 UTC

[SILVER STAR STICKER GET! He should keep track of these.]

Nope.

[video] newhero October 5 2010, 18:53:07 UTC

[he'll collect comedy stickers instead of gym badges.]

That's because he hides well!

[video] foolishwren October 5 2010, 18:55:10 UTC

[ANOTHER PAUSE, and then she GROOOOAAAAANS, smacking her hand to her face. She's laughing though.]

Dude, that's even worse that the king one!

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