on the importance of educational breakfast food.
the following is real conversation with susie & joel.
kickthewindows: ohh did i tell you im gonna buy some alphabet cereal when im home cause you got me in the mood to spell stuff with my food?
xtheTragedianx: it really is fun
kickthewindows: i havent done it for like decades
xtheTragedianx: the only problem is they don't have the whole alphebet
kickthewindows: get outta town?
xtheTragedianx: yeah.
xtheTragedianx: it has most of the good letters though
kickthewindows: what doesnt it have?
xtheTragedianx: the weird ones
xtheTragedianx: like q and z i think
kickthewindows: those are essential
xtheTragedianx: yeah, i know
xtheTragedianx: i'm thinking about writing a letter
xtheTragedianx: (thats the irony, you see)
xtheTragedianx: to the company and complaining.
kickthewindows: do it
kickthewindows: i'll sign the petition
kickthewindows: we can picket
xtheTragedianx: good.
xtheTragedianx: or even better
xtheTragedianx: we could make our own cereal... with the whole alphebet... and call the other ones out as a sham
kickthewindows: and become rich?
xtheTragedianx: yep.
xtheTragedianx: thats the plan
kickthewindows: im in
xtheTragedianx: it's called "susie's q's" subtitled "the alphebet cereal with all the letters"
kickthewindows: can they have marshmallows?
kickthewindows: vegan marshmallows though
xtheTragedianx: if you want. but i think they should be in awesome shapes... like guns & skulls & hearts and stuff
kickthewindows: and lots of x's cause thats tough
xtheTragedianx: yeah... like 70% x's
kickthewindows: we need a mascot
xtheTragedianx: hmm
kickthewindows: it has to be real cool
xtheTragedianx: well. i've always liked trees.
xtheTragedianx: but i think the job for guy in a huge tree suit is taken. (no good danielsons get all the great ideas).
kickthewindows: i like the plant theme. animals are overused.
kickthewindows: maybe a flower?
xtheTragedianx: that might work. but a little overdone... hippies got ahold of that one. what about a dandilion? not really a flower, but still a plant... and annoyingly happy.
kickthewindows: a rock and roll, tattooed, happy jesus loving dandelion
kickthewindows: lets do it.
kickthewindows: but i dont know the recipe for cereal
xtheTragedianx: me neither.
(this conversation has been enhanced for effect)