What now?

[foolishdog]

................??? Did Ciocolatta put something in the town's water, or did everyone get child sized?

((Iggy is unaffected. Come play with the confused dog. Slow Peach is slow. Net crapped out, so I'm just getting on board.))

Comments

[absolute00]

Doggy.

*stares out from hiding place under a park bench*

[foolishdog]

Ghiaccio? You too?

*Decides the best course of action is to use the "nice dog" route. Sits and puts one paw up, as if to shake.*

[absolute00]

You talk.

*edges a little closer, but still holding hands around his knees*

[foolishdog]

Yeah, it's a...special skill. It's okay, you can come closer.

*not making any sudden moves that might scare him*

[absolute00]

Are you a clean doggy?

[foolishdog]

*not sure when he last had a bath, but keeping him happy is important*

I don't have fleas or anything, if that's what you mean. I haven't had a good bath in a while though.

[absolute00]

....

*edges closer, then puts his arms around Iggy's neck*

Doggy.

[foolishdog]

*Inwardly goes awwww.* My name is Iggy.

*thinks of something he'd like to do* You like clean things, right? Would you like to give me a bath?

[absolute00]

But I'll get wet.
I don' like the wet.

[foolishdog]

Oh. Then would you play fetch?

*Man that was lame. Fetch?*

[absolute00]

*picks up a stick and throws it*
*Stick only goes about a half foot due to inferior arm strength*

Fetch.

[foolishdog]

*This is a first. Iggy has never adhered to stereotypical dog behavior, and has never felt more uncool in his life. Doing it purely for Ghi's sake*

*brings it back and waits for him to do it again*

[absolute00]

...*smiles a little*

*picks up stick and throws it pathetically again*

[foolishdog]

*won't comment on his throws, just goes and brings it back*

You're good at this. Do you have a dog at home?

[absolute00]

A kitty.

But kitties don't fetch.

*toss*

[foolishdog]

*Lather, rinse, repeat.*

Kitties are nice, but dogs are waaay cooler.

*Cats are nice? Playing nice has made him lose his mind!*