And we Return with a Smile to Grace your Lips

[foolish_lord]

How could it be possible that a person of my stature didn’t receive a child? There must be a mistake- my glorious features are those befitting of a father, and would certainly be marveled at by others. And the child, to be so lucky as to receive my genetics… why, even if the mother seemed a tad homely, her DNA would most certainly be outweighed by

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[foolish_lord]

But how can you be sure?

Eh? I'm surprised you haven't heard of the Host Club. Well, it's where a group of handsom young men entertain beautiful women with conversation and treats. It is our duty as Hosts, I being their king, to make sure every guest feels special throughout their visit.

[foolish_lord]

Well, of course! Half of those who received children are ill-fitting of the title 'Father'!

Are you confused, Miss?

[foolish_lord]

Well, a student will designate a Host each Friday for an allotted amount of time. Our jobs as Hosts are to entertain our designator by talking with them, performinng for them, and making sure they have an all-around pleasant experience. We want to make them feel special and beautiful for who they are.

[foolish_lord]

Then you'll have to stop by some time and see for yourself, first-hand.

[foolish_lord]

I look forward to seeing you.