Nov 14, 2003 22:30
I became enlightened just now. I could see the pattern of creation and of my life. It made me laugh. Just like last Tuesday.
But then I wanted a cigarette. And got hungry. And thirsty.
Worried about money. The environment. Overpopulation.
Then of course, it was time to dress up for an evening,
put on my best clothes and look nice. Got to impress the ladies,you know. So I drove my new car to the club and had a few drinks. Just a typical Friday night. Hanging out with professors and doctors and such. Demonstrating my erudition and intelligence as I bandied Bon Mots with the SMART people.
All of whom are white, of course. And left wing.
Tomorrow, I going to my Rieki master and perhaps become enlightened again. It's such a rush! Such freedom to loosen yourself from all attachments. Better than cocaine.
Today's Crimefighters:
He's a gun-slinging ninja filmmaker living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a manipulative impetuous pearl diver from Mars. They fight crime!