funny songs.

Nov 29, 2004 22:00

This Journal is all about songs i think is funny an want to share with everyone. ill try something better next time.

Sorry but this is kinda of funny and true. At least thats what i think.

Clenching my teeth tight
My head is like a sponge (Verse 1)
Give it to me free

I wanna get ripped off
And drown in the airwaves
Another fatal wreck (Chorus)
On the information highway
So go ahead and kill yourselves
It all amuses me
But I'll be damned to spend my life in hell
Another wise ingrate

Bring me blood and pain
From a stranger's fate (Verse 2)
Give it all away

I'm desensitized
I wanna watch the bomb (Verse 3)
Blow the masses high

(Chorus)
(Verse 2)
(Chorus)

Green Day- Desensitized

also a funny and true song. This is funnier though. its my favorite.

How do you get your sleep at night?
How did you get your noose so tight?
Like chewing on tinfoil its so much fun
Gonna be dead before your gone

'Cause look how things have gotten
And I'll be happy so I wont pretend
And I'll be cheering that you're going down
And I'll be laughing, I'll be laughing

How many feelings can you steal?
Gotta be part of your appeal
I can see through you cause you're wearing thin
Like chewing on tinfoil once again

'Cause look how things have gotten
And I'll be happy so I wont pretend
And I'll be cheering that you're going down
And I'll be laughing, I'll be laughing

(CHORUS):Ha ha you're dead
And I'm so happy
In loving memory
Of your demise

When your ship is going down
I'll go out and paint the town
Ha ha you're dead
Ha ha you're dead
Ha ha you're dead

(ha ha ha)

(CHORUS)

Ha ha you're dead
The joke is over
You were an asshole
And now you're gone
As your ship is going down
I'll stand by and watch you drown

Ha ha you're dead
You're gonna be dead
Just remember what I said
Ha ha you're dead
Ha ha you're dead
Ha ha you're dead

- Green Day- Ha Ha you're dead

If you want to borrow the cd ask me. its a good cd. its called "Shinanigans".
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