The Prognosticator

May 17, 2003 00:09

Ok, I'm going to follow what Benbow did, and make my predictions. Wohoo. It's all about stealing other peoples shit to create a trend.

Here we go, my predictions for the summer and Journal year.

1) Pat will get a job.

2) Pat will be able to bench 300 pounds, and will only be 50 pounds off the HSE record of 350. *I will break it.*

3) Pat will watch the Steelers annhilate the competition, and get their 5th Superbowl ring, one for the thumb baby!

4) Tommy Maddox/Hines Ward = Pro Bowlers again. Maddox MVP of the AFC, lead league in touchdowns.

5) Pat will go to a Steelers game this year with Seth, in Pittsburgh, against St. Louis.

6) Pat will beat Benbow in front of Olivia, make him look stupid, and *salute* Benbow afterwords.

7) Pat will get laid.

8) Pat will have sex with Olivia.

9) Pat will easily have a girlfriend this year, not going to predict who, though.

10) I will become better and more dominant at basketball.

11) I will get into one fight.

12) I will do decent in school.

13) Will get laid again
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