pissing one's pants for $12 and change
It happened tonight people. I won't mention names to protect the hard-ass drunks, but goddamn was it hilarious. The wonders of alcohol.....I've always liked drinking, since my first experience when I was sixteen...taking shots of Malibu (of which the sickeningly tropical smell appropriately reminded me of the beach) in my basement with my then best best friend and her future boyfriend whom I barely knew. The two of us had never gotten drunk before, and he liked her and offered to supply us. I remember teetering on the edge of the carpet that covers our orangish tile floor, claiming that I could still walk straight despite my lack of sobriety. Even then I wanted to prove myself as a drinker. My competitive nature revealing itself once again, I suppose. I wish it weren't so insistent sometimes, but it really is hard to help....
Anyways, I had a lovely and entertaining evening. A tasty cookout, crazy antics at the sauna, dancing around not one, but two, flaming fireworks (a dead bird was randomly underfoot for the second one), and many a bloody mary!! And then other liquors presented themselves later in the evening, which naturally led to drunken merrymaking and Jurassic Park, forever a classic.
Thanks to Vishnu for providing the accompanying vocals to my gripping performance in front of the sauna window. And many thanks to Bethany for alerting me and others to the fucking brilliance that is the WB's Superstar USA.
I'll end with a quote from the freshly-dyed Julia -- "I like that word: fucking."
Anyways, I had a lovely and entertaining evening. A tasty cookout, crazy antics at the sauna, dancing around not one, but two, flaming fireworks (a dead bird was randomly underfoot for the second one), and many a bloody mary!! And then other liquors presented themselves later in the evening, which naturally led to drunken merrymaking and Jurassic Park, forever a classic.
Thanks to Vishnu for providing the accompanying vocals to my gripping performance in front of the sauna window. And many thanks to Bethany for alerting me and others to the fucking brilliance that is the WB's Superstar USA.
I'll end with a quote from the freshly-dyed Julia -- "I like that word: fucking."