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It's getting hot in here. [Don't even start singing that Nelly song, or I'll kill you with a fork. A very dull fork.]
I've got my pimped out little grey heater going full blast and all snuggled up in [Hello Kitty] blankets. I really should turn it off. But that would require moving, and I don't see movement in my near future.
I really ought to be in bed, too. I'm saying this at 9:43 PM. You know not the extent of my pain at having to say that so early in the evening. But, alas, school does await. Not just regular school either. Ass crack of dawn school to be accurate.
It wouldn't be so bad except for the very major detail being I HAVE TO WALK.
Ugh. Walking goes against everything I stand for. Laziness is my religion and I'm forsaking it for school. I feel dirty. I'm surely going to wherever it is those who worship the god of Lazy go when they're bad. Exercisell, maybe?
Instead of fiery pits of doom it has gyms open twenty four hours a day. And instead of Satan it's really your gym teacher! Aaah! GOD OF LAZY SAVE US ALL!
I need to go and have a very long moment of non-moving now. Goodnight, my lovelies. Don't let the Satan of Exercise bite.
I've got my pimped out little grey heater going full blast and all snuggled up in [Hello Kitty] blankets. I really should turn it off. But that would require moving, and I don't see movement in my near future.
I really ought to be in bed, too. I'm saying this at 9:43 PM. You know not the extent of my pain at having to say that so early in the evening. But, alas, school does await. Not just regular school either. Ass crack of dawn school to be accurate.
It wouldn't be so bad except for the very major detail being I HAVE TO WALK.
Ugh. Walking goes against everything I stand for. Laziness is my religion and I'm forsaking it for school. I feel dirty. I'm surely going to wherever it is those who worship the god of Lazy go when they're bad. Exercisell, maybe?
Instead of fiery pits of doom it has gyms open twenty four hours a day. And instead of Satan it's really your gym teacher! Aaah! GOD OF LAZY SAVE US ALL!
I need to go and have a very long moment of non-moving now. Goodnight, my lovelies. Don't let the Satan of Exercise bite.