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I am finally done with writing twelve pages of history reports and essays. Now to slack off for another month until I have to do it all again for my finals.
Nori's party was DA BIggItY BOMB DAWG!!! Highlights include Derek drunkenly smashing a bottle of Kirin in the middle of some kid's playground during our intoxicated midnight romp (I still can't believe you did that, some kid is going to cut himself...it's still funny, though), going over to Chris' apartment and waking him up at three in the morning (sorry Chris, it was fun), wrestling, drunken Halo, and hanging out with the man himself...none other than Takao the Japanese import who showed me how to properly dispose of beer cans. It was awesome and I definitely hope to go over there again sometime soon. Maybe on Dodododododoyoubi.
In other news I just had the pleasure to converse with John Grover Whitlock, executive editor of The East Anchorage Intelligencer. I tried my best to convince him to run for mayor in the next election...however John was not enthusiastic about the notion, stating that he does not wish to steal votes from one Mr. Loy Loopson, which is respectable to say the least. Still, I decided to create political slogans that John could run under. Some of my ideas included, "No Deadlock with Whitlock", "Can't Outwit the Whitlock", "Out with the Cock, in with the Whitlock", and "Why Don't You Just Vote for Him You Goddamn Idiot". John disapproved of the last one saying that it was not catchy enough and did not even state his name or clarify the position for which he was running.
Nori's party was DA BIggItY BOMB DAWG!!! Highlights include Derek drunkenly smashing a bottle of Kirin in the middle of some kid's playground during our intoxicated midnight romp (I still can't believe you did that, some kid is going to cut himself...it's still funny, though), going over to Chris' apartment and waking him up at three in the morning (sorry Chris, it was fun), wrestling, drunken Halo, and hanging out with the man himself...none other than Takao the Japanese import who showed me how to properly dispose of beer cans. It was awesome and I definitely hope to go over there again sometime soon. Maybe on Dodododododoyoubi.
In other news I just had the pleasure to converse with John Grover Whitlock, executive editor of The East Anchorage Intelligencer. I tried my best to convince him to run for mayor in the next election...however John was not enthusiastic about the notion, stating that he does not wish to steal votes from one Mr. Loy Loopson, which is respectable to say the least. Still, I decided to create political slogans that John could run under. Some of my ideas included, "No Deadlock with Whitlock", "Can't Outwit the Whitlock", "Out with the Cock, in with the Whitlock", and "Why Don't You Just Vote for Him You Goddamn Idiot". John disapproved of the last one saying that it was not catchy enough and did not even state his name or clarify the position for which he was running.