"Today I went to the snow"
Never in my life before have I listened to music about Yo la Tengo that makes me feel like I'm halucinating. Because it's not completely obvious, I'll point out that I'm creating Christian figures with my body in the snow.
I know that I hardly ever make updates (once a month) and I can't help but make them boring. I'm sorry to whomever I am offending with my taste in boredom. In light of recent events, I would like to present to you the following MySpace.com whore-cam pics that I will be featuring exclusively on this Livejournal.com update:
And this one I like to call "My attempt at being an indie kid who cries in a tobbogan while visiting the snow with his family"
This past Saturday I dined at two different Jewish delis in the same day for two different, consecutive meals, the second of which was experienced with an actual half-Jewish person. I would have had it no other way. COME ON WE'RE THE TIGHTEST M****R F*****S THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!!
P.S. and now that I know that George Michael and Maeby aren't real cousins, I'm really pulling for them and might consider investing in some T-shirts and/or pins to support their blossoming relationship.