Marching Band

[foodeeter]

That's what I like. Physical work that doesn't require much mental exertion.

Makes me feel so manly:

I carry the heaviest instrument. (big and buff)

I spend my dinnertime repairing and cleaning the 4 sousaphones.
(I like working with tools)

I don't complain or whine. (unlike wuss/girl)

I follow reasonable orders. (like a good soldier)

I like straining muscles and sweating. (animal traits)

I have to do the dishes now. (where's my polka-dotted apron?)

Do have a nice day.