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[foodchewing]

[For a while, all you can see is Kyouko's back, and the legs of an individual to her right. She's snickering to herself, and anybody watching could tell she was up to something.

It takes her a little while, but finally she leans back and grabs the communicator. She displays her handywork - lunateclock, asleep in the middle of the road

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[breakschains]

[ what are you doing kyouko - look at your life, look at your choices. bad choices, btw. anyway, why are you drawing on this poor boy's face-

-oh wait, that's the creepy brat CARRY ON. ]

A work of art, clearly.

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[foodchewing]

[No, no, this is clearly a good choice. You're just seeing it wrong, ok.]

I thought so. I've been lookin' for a new test subject for a while now.

[...But then she realizes just who she's talking to.]

What're you doing here?

[Weirdo...]

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[breakschains]

[ a laugh at that. ] Is that so? What interesting hobbies you have. ... What am I doing on the network? You ask that as though it's something unexpected! I thought you a little more clever than that, really.

[ show me your observation skills again. ]

Oh, my - how do you suppose he ended up in the middle of the road?

[ HAHAHA not even answering her question let's ask some of his own here, alright... ]

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[foodchewing]

[Don't laugh at her. :T]

Hey, I can't help it I'm bored. This place is too quiet, if ya ask me.

[She's ignoring the comment about the network, okay. Even though she does frown a little in response.]

How should I know? He didn't get hit or anything. Far as I know, he just decided he wanted to take a nap here.

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[breakschains]

[ he'll cease on the laughing for now, but he's still smiling. ] Isn't it? That entire messy affair of people gone mad was nothing more than a nuisance if you ask me - it wasn't even noisy! Although, if you weren't on that island then I suppose it was even less of a concern.

[ but back to the matter at hand- ]

Oh, really? [ a beat ] Hmm, you don't suppose any chemicals were involved, do you? Or is that asking too much observation skill from you, considering your level? [ H E H ]

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[foodchewing]

I saw something about that. Didn't get too involved in it - everyone seemed like they were having too much fun by themselves.

[Of course.]

What're you trying to say? I'm not stupid! You're just as bad as that other guy...

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[breakschains]

Were you by any chance not having fun by yourself all the meanwhile? [ poor lonely thing 8'( DSFJKL EXCUSE HIM HE'S JUST A RUDE FUCK WELP- ]

I'm simply saying I have a cure for both your boredom and your observational skills - my offer still stands.

[ LMFAO HE WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE HIM ACCEPT, KYOUKO . . . ]

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[foodchewing]

What's that supposed to mean?

[Her eyes narrow a little -- do you want to go, freak? :|]

Of course your offer still stands. You still haven't got another sap working for ya yet, do you?

[NEVERRR...]

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[breakschains]

[ that depends - do you really want him to find out you're a magical girl? huehuehueHACKWHEEZEAHEM ]

Just what it meant, of course! [ okay, he laughed again- ] Really, was it so hard to understand?

[ HE KNOWS YOU'RE NOT THAT DUMB OK QUIT PLAYIN' also my brackets are Quality tonight. ]

I'm not interested in just anyone, you know! [ BLATANT LIE, he's interested in everything and everyone available tbh ] That aside, it's less "work" and more of a collaboration of sorts.

[ a shrug, and then on a surprisingly more serious note should you catch what he says quickly afterwards- ]

-Get ahead of the game while you can.

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[foodchewing]

[NO THANK YOU...]

I just wanted to make sure I heard you correctly. Like I would care if I was alone or not.

[She's been alone for so long...it's almost natural.

also yes, brackets are def. quality.]

Yeah, right. [SHE'S ON TO YOU...] It doesn't matter what you call it, work is work no matter what you say. You may try to make it all fancy, but I know what it is in the end.

[. . .]

Get ahead of the game?

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[breakschains]

Good for you! That's the best attitude to have, really. [ SO THROW AWAY THOSE PESKY EMOTIONS-

-oh but that one bit just caught his interest. ]

Oh? Have experience in work, do you? What sort of work? [ CHINHANDS. ]

Precisely! Take every opportunity that opens itself up to you - to throw something away so easily is terribly wasteful.

[ LIKE-

-WASTING FOOD.

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[foodchewing]

Duh. How do ya think I got this far?

[...oh boy.]

Why are you so nosy, anyway? [I KILL WITCHES ON MY FREE TIME OK] I hate nosy people.

I know what you're doing, y'know. I'm not stupid.

[DON'T WASTE FOOD (FUUUU)]

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[breakschains]

Isn't it, in fact, a nosy question to inquire as to why I'm so nosy?

[ oh really, now? this is something he'd like to hear, so- ]

What am I doing? [ NOT BEING WRONG, MIND YOU! ]

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[foodchewing]

Don't answer a question with a question!

[Even though she had done it too.....HYPOCRITE 4 LYFE]

You're trying to get me to work for you again. You're just wastin' your time if ya ask me.

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[breakschains]

[ he knows she had just played the hypocrisy card, which is probably why there's such an odd smile on his face when she says that-

but oh weh, that was kind of disappointing - he was hoping she'd show some of that observational intelligence of hers again, but no, she chose to answer with the clear and blatant solution that barely scratched the surface of what he was doing- ]

And what are you doing with your time, hm?

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[foodchewing]

[Wow aren't you a nosy one.]

None of your business.

[Aka: Nothing. Besides eating and exploring the place, anyway.]