We've made
"The Prettiest Crayon in the Box" by Heather Lindsley free for one day. No registration required or anything like that.
Donald sits down two barstools away from me, the closest acceptable position in a nearly-empty bar. Donald will want to talk, I can see that, but he'll be polite about it.
If his name isn't Donald, it might as well be. He looks like a man who would answer to Donald. His wife and his boss and his mother probably call him that, all the people who resist calling him Don.
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Read more... It doesn't seem like there's a national beet day, but there really ought to be. Everyone should get a pick-me-up now and then. :)